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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Brian Storm, Jul 18, 2016.

  1. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Booze was my self indulgent drug. Manic benders that just went on and on and on, some were the best experiences ever, some led me right to the brink. It's my biggest fear if I came off the weed or lose my missus.

    Sounds very rewarding mate, well done. Chuffed for ya. Mental health is my field too. mostly acute units mental health and learning disabilites. Not worked in years though

    Cheers fella. It's all just damage limitation really. Just try and get through life without ****ing up myself or my loved ones. <laugh>
     
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  2. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Id only be dropping down a few levels...think I get around 20 virgins for smoking weed.
     
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    What happens once you've bucked the virgins? Do they get replaced :huh:
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    <laugh>

    @highburyal could you please clarify this? Thanks.
     
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  5. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Suppose if they can cook and clean, they can stay on.
     
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  6. Tobes

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    Maybe an eternal cock can't penetrate a hymen like?

    How many dead virgins are there anyway?

    I can spot a flaw in this tbh......I think I've just ****ed Islam.
     
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  7. Tobes

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. Spurlock

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    Cheers for that, thought we were mates.
     
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  9. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Maybe we could kill Spurlock and he could send me one of these Virgins and I'll ask her face to face (face to minge) and let you all know the answer?
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Anyway I'm off to bed lads... unfortunately it's with the polar opposite of a virgin.

    Night x
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  12. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Don't worry I am working on a lecture that will work on him....too busy at work now, unlike you standing in a dole queue lolz
     
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  13. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    Fat Sam to be appointed England manager in next 24 hours according to SSN.

    This is an advanced warning on the impending implosions on the Sunderland board <laugh>
     
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  14. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    If only there were a England board too...
     
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  15. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    <laugh> <laugh> <ok> I remember that lol, happy days!!
     
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    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    I can't believe they've gone for Sam <laugh>

    Your FA are clueless <doh>
     
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  17. Treble

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    On the subject of smoking the goodness, I'm all for the herbs but everytime I pass someone on the road or in the park and smell the weed or see a joint in their hand it annoys me. Don't get me wrong, as a social we used to find pleasant surroundings (IF it wasn't my University digs <laugh> ) to have a joint and pass the time, but there was a bit of an unwritten rule you wouldn't do it where kids are likely to be around.

    Returning to my house at night a couple of years ago, I came across a couple of girls who were sat on my front wall toking a joint. I'll be honest, I got pissed off. Not because they were smoking, but they didn't have a sense of decency in not doing it in a public place and in front of somebody else's house. I walked up to them and said something along the lines of "Listen girls you want to smoke that, smoke it somewhere else not here." I admit I felt like I was coming across as a member of the sanctimonuous anti-ganja brigade. I wanted to say to them, "listen we've all been there, but there are places to do it" but firstly I didn't want to lecture, and secondly I was half expecting them to tell me to **** off. So in the end I came out with the curt response I did.

    Even now, I just think if you're going to puff, do it in the privacy of your own home OR in a place where it's not going to be exposed to children. Not sure if that thinking still applies today tbh.
     
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    I think it's a good appointment mate
     
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    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    Me too. It means Sunderland are already down :)
     
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