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    Not sure why I said 'godsend', i don't even believe in a god <laugh>
     
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    God believes in you.


    According to Spurlock <whistle>
     
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    I was there last year. To many seeds for my liking, it's a real annoyance.

    It's not heavy though, I know what you mean. I used to go down to the sea by myself, every morning at 6 with a couple of joints, sit on the rocks and look at the green and blue ocean. ****ing heaven, mate.
     
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    You lucky I'm licking my Rizla you ****.
     
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    Silver?
     
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    Have you ever used a page of the Kuran? I actually ran out of rizzlas one night at about 3am and all I could find was a bible and I managed to shuffle a bodged spiff together (just about)...

    I think that's why god has taken a dislike to me tbh
     
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    I've only started smoking again since I met my lass 5 year ago following 10 year lay off, In those years I had the worst anxiety of my life, hit the bottle, tried to take my life and was admitted into hospital twice. I've done the mood stabilisers I've done the anti psychotics, clashed with it all. Weed is the only thing that works for me. But usually I'm quite manic and irritable, anxious and socially awkward, the smoke deals with all that. Problem is i'm 6 months into a depressive sedated head ****. I'm very nervous socially atm. I'm very reclusive atm. If I laid off it while I'm depressed, I'll only end up getting into the tram or the vallies or something like that. It keeps me off the harmful chemical **** illegal and prescription. Better off on the weed mate trust me. It's the only thing I don't self destruct on. I'm free of all synthetic chemicals and I intend to keep it that way.
     
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    There's a Muzzie who never shuts his shop not far from me.

    Stop ****ing about with God, Sky!
     
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    Tbh honest mate I can relate to a lot of that, but my problems were mainly escapism, and self indulgence.

    Luckily I've been very well behaved for about 12 years and I'm now in a position to pass my experiences on. I was a substance misuse worker in prisons for a few years and I now help 16-21 year olds with various vulnerabilities - however largely mental health and dual diagnosis.

    Good luck on your journey mate, it's a bitch out there so hopefully you'll get there one day, just don't stop trying and never stop asking for help <ok>
     
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    The only time a Gideons bible has ever been of use to anyone is to skin up with.....until you realise there's no pritt-stick in the same bedside draw like. <laugh>
     
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    It's about finding the right strain for you these days. The smoke when I was younger was ****. Buckets pulled with Leb, coughing your guts inside out then bullying somebody into chucking a whitey. I was a 'Orrible **** back then. Hot knives with a brown ale bottle and knocking up can pipes on location<laugh>
     
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    Bingo.
     
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    Good old 'muzzies' - they're good like that <ok>

    I am making amends for my god forbidden past Spurlock, soon I'll be whole again!
     
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    You shouldn't be touching the stuff ffs.

    You went a month without drinking a drop or eating **** all and it'll make no difference when the dope smoking is factored in. No virgins for you mate. ****ed.
     
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    Well I won't lecture you tonight but I'm sure Flanders will be around to put you right.

    @highburyal
     
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    You can do it without Prit stick but you have to be a fairly seasoned roller. Has be tight as **** but fairly loose inside - although it's like smoking a ****ing bonfire and it burns down one side rather quick... so you're constantly wetting the side it's burning down. A total pain in the ass tbh <laugh>
     
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    A police force in the north-east of England will no longer actively pursue cannabis smokers and small-scale growers in order to prioritise its resources against more serious crime. The move has been interpreted as a shift towards the effective decriminalisation of cannabis.

    Cannabis users in County Durham who grow the drug for their own consumption will no longer be targeted by the police after the force declared the illegal activity was not a priority.

    In a move, which will be seen as a further step towards decriminalisation, Durham Constabulary declared it would only go after people using the drug if they were being “blatant”.

    While the force insisted it would continue to tackle commercial cannabis farms and other areas of criminality associated with the production of the drug, those who grow and use at home will not be actively targeted and pursued.

    Mr Hogg said: "We are not prioritising people who have a small number of cannabis plants for their own use. In low level cases we say it is better to work with them and put them in a position where they can recover.

    "In these cases the most likely way of dealing with them would be with a caution and by taking the plants away and disposing of them. It is unlikely that a case like that would be brought before a court.

    "Of course it is up to the government to change the law but I trying to open up a debate about drugs and drugs policy."

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    Basically, crack on?
     
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    Part timer <whistle>
     
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    I've even used post it notes before ffs <laugh>

    Harsh as **** though.
     
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    Yeah thanks for that mate <grr>
     
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