Com, its not a stick mate.
its a driver and not one that gets you home when you are pissed either
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its a driver and not one that gets you home when you are pissed either
Com, its not a stick mate.
its a driver and not one that gets you home when you are pissed either
Its a stick with a piece on the end.
Okay, so Com and Tel the piss takers reckon the driver is a stick with a piece on the end, simplistic in itself but those of us that play know a little different.
For those that are golfers on this site, if you had to play a round of golf with only 4 clubs in your bag which ones would you choose?
For me it would be my 3 rescue wood, my 6 iron, my pitching wedge and my putter.
For those that are golfers on this site, if you had to play a round of golf with only 4 clubs in your bag which ones would you choose?
For me it would be my 3 rescue wood, my 6 iron, my pitching wedge and my putter.
But we divint understand
Whack a ball with a stick that has a piece on the end.
Gan find it. Whack it again.
Then on nice grass dont whack it so hard.
This very morning the seniors, 30 odd of us, had a 4 club comp. I had a putter, pw, 7 iron,and 19° hybrid. 39 points won not me unfortunately
Why don't you just use one club? The long one with the uppy bit on the end, whack it in the hole first time so you don't need more than one club.
Jesus, it's not rocket science is it?
They should make designer bats instead of crap makes like Pony and Cobra and Samsungite... if they made Cartier clubs I might start taking an interest, you don't see anybody walking around in Titliest watches do you? They'd be worth about £40 tops.
It's just scrap metal, cheap alloy. Recycled coke cans.
It's just scrap metal, cheap alloy. Recycled coke cans.
Putting.... you've got to hit it and roll it into the hole.
Miss. ****.
Miss. ****.
Just roll it in with your hand, it's cheaper and if you all do it, technically it's not cheating... it's the boring bit that nobody cares about anyway, the only bit that counts is the first whack.
Miss. ****.
Miss. ****.
Just roll it in with your hand, it's cheaper and if you all do it, technically it's not cheating... it's the boring bit that nobody cares about anyway, the only bit that counts is the first whack.
I miss read that first line. I thought it was pouting.
Then roll ya balls into me hole
You 2 are a pair of cnuts taking the piss out of my favourite game.
Recycled coke cans to make bats, ****e clothing etc...you make me laugh
i once played a game of golf with a lad who tried to wear his rugby boots as he didn't have any golf shoes, he didn't get passed the pro shop lol.
i thought i had replied, yes i do use the ball washers on the course but just for my golf balls, there was an incident where someone actually tried putting his own balls in an automatic ball washer and it chewed them up, i will have a look and see if i can find the story.
Taken from the Darwin awards for total stupidity.
1. Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury , Sanchez broke a new $300 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the course. (NB: This last one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot didn't die. But because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of stupidity, we have allowed it.)
Darwin says: "Gee this is funny! A new URBAN LEGEND!"
1. Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury , Sanchez broke a new $300 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the course. (NB: This last one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot didn't die. But because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of stupidity, we have allowed it.)
Darwin says: "Gee this is funny! A new URBAN LEGEND!"
You 2 are a pair of cnuts taking the piss out of my favourite game.
Recycled coke cans to make bats, ****e clothing etc...you make me laugh
i once played a game of golf with a lad who tried to wear his rugby boots as he didn't have any golf shoes, he didn't get passed the pro shop lol.
i thought i had replied, yes i do use the ball washers on the course but just for my golf balls, there was an incident where someone actually tried putting his own balls in an automatic ball washer and it chewed them up, i will have a look and see if i can find the story.
Fair play to you mate, we were absolutely certain you were about to have a meltdown.
lol, not at all, its just a piss take. Life is too short to take crap like that serious
lol, not at all, its just a piss take. Life is too short to take crap like that serious
Crap? I put a lot of effort into that!