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I don't think it'll be like the dinghys they cross the Aegean Sea in, probably a more substantial boat with a cabin. Maybe an on board toilet, a few hammocks and a small gally for cooking up some dinner.
It could be the ****ing QE2 for all it matters cos illegal immigrants don't own ****ing boats.
 
Look stoopit. Grave raper said Britain was one of the easiest places in Europe to sneak into. The fact that anybody trying to sneak in would need a vessel of some type to traverse the large expanse of water that surrounds Britain means he is wrong and infact Britain is probably one of the hardest places in Europe to sneak into.

Take Germany for instance. No need for a boat to sneak into that country. Just walk off the road for 50 yards then walk across the border. Done deal. Jobs a goodun. Not an inflatable dinghy in sight. Little chance of drowning too.

Germany hasn't just voted to leave the EU and they welcome migrants. Britain has just voted to leave the EU because we don't want any more migrants. I don't know what is so hard to grasp. Of course walking across a border is a doddle but my point, again, is that the language of fear used by Ukip regarding hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants getting into the UK if we stayed in Europe is a lot of clap trap. What change will there be now that we have voted Out will prevent anyone wanting to get to the UK doing so? Ask them not to and trust that they will comply?

They came before and they will continue to arrive if they want to. Changes to the benefit system won't stop them and mindless twats shouting racist abuse won't either.

What happens to Ukip if immigration continues in the same numbers after the Out vote? I doubt we will receive an apology from Farage for wasting our time.
 
If boats were so readily available on the Frog side of the channel why the **** are immigrants hijacking caravans?
 
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It could be the ****ing QE2 for all it matters cos illegal immigrants don't own ****ing boats.


No but they could borrow one from a Frenchie. If it's like my description above then it would be quite easy to get into Britain. In fact it would be a rather pleasant cruise, they could cross the channel and hop around different resorts on the South coast until they found a place they were particularly fond of.
 
If boats were so readily available on the Frog side of the channel why the **** are immigrants hijacking caravans?

There is a difference between an immigrant with cash and one who is stoney broke. Cash = boat hire & a bung to the captain. No cash = hanging underneath lorries and trying to walk through the Channel Tunnel.

Although it is rather obvious I'd say those hijacking caravans fall into the latter category.
 
Yeah, it's England that's most likely to be used as a 'sneaking in' point.

Unless you know of some Faroe Islanders landing in Scotland...
It's only been suggested like that because the English Channel waters are a lot calmer than the North sea & Atlantic aroond Scotland....(for those that have a boat)

Seems to me the Scottish coast would be far easier to sneak/smuggle into. Never seen Whisky Galore?
 
Ok, so you are an immigrant and you've just hiked across Oorope and lo and behold you get to Calaise and this nice French chap says here mon amee here iz my boat you can have eet for free.

So you have a boat. Ok you are an immigrant with the means to get across the sea to good ole Blighty where the streets are pathed with gold.

Does that mean it easy to sneak into Britain?

Naw because you have to pilot that boat across the busiest sea lanes in the world. In unforgiving tides and mostly **** weather conditions.

SO NAW (even with a boat) IT'S NOT ****ING EASY TO SNEAK INTO BRITAIN.

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...but if they had a navigator and some life vests it wid be pretty easy...
 
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Germany hasn't just voted to leave the EU and they welcome migrants. Britain has just voted to leave the EU because we don't want any more migrants. I don't know what is so hard to grasp. Of course walking across a border is a doddle but my point, again, is that the language of fear used by Ukip regarding hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants getting into the UK if we stayed in Europe is a lot of clap trap. What change will there be now that we have voted Out will prevent anyone wanting to get to the UK doing so? Ask them not to and trust that they will comply?

They came before and they will continue to arrive if they want to. Changes to the benefit system won't stop them and mindless twats shouting racist abuse won't either.

What happens to Ukip if immigration continues in the same numbers after the Out vote? I doubt we will receive an apology from Farage for wasting our time.
First of all most illegal immigrants in Britain came here on visas and just decided to stay. Very few snuck in and i would hazard a guess that even less own their own boat.

Secondly. Britain didn't vote to leave the EU, England did along with the Welsh. The Scots aren't that worried about immigration, illegal or otherwise.

Thirdly. No **** with an ounce of intelligence gives a **** what happens to UKIP. They are only relevant because your paranoid racist nation makes them relevant.
 
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...but if they had a navigator and some life vests it wid be pretty easy...


Life vests are a good idea but no need for a navigator. Any **** can steer a boat from France to Britain, just point North and open the throttle. Worst case scenario is they'll miss the South coast and end up in Norway which to be fair isn't a bad outcome.
 
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Life vests are a good idea but no need for a navigator. Any **** can steer a boat from France to Britain, just point North and open the throttle. Worst case scenario is they'll miss the South coast and end up in Norway which to be fair isn't a bad outcome.
Aye if the don't get run doon by a ****ing sooper tanker.
 
There is a difference between an immigrant with cash and one who is stoney broke. Cash = boat hire & a bung to the captain. No cash = hanging underneath lorries and trying to walk through the Channel Tunnel.

Although it is rather obvious I'd say those hijacking caravans fall into the latter category.
Would immigrants with cash not just buy a plane ticket?
 
First of all most illegal immigrants in Britain came here on visas and just decided to stay. Very few snuck in and i would hazard a guess that even less own their own boat.

Secondly. Britain didn't vote to leave the EU, England did along with the Welsh. The Scots aren't that worried about immigration, illegal or otherwise.

Thirdly. No **** with an ounce of intelligence gives a **** what happens to UKIP. They are only relevant because your paranoid racist nation makes them relevant.

As the Scots failed to win the Out of the Union referendum the EU Leave vote is most certainly a British decision and not an English one. I don't like it but that is democracy hence my very entertaining thread on not wanting another stab at the referendum. Unlike those north of the border who haven't stopped beeling after losing theirs and have been spitting the dummy ever since and are still demanding another go.

Do you keep on demanding until you get the result you want or do you put on your big boy pants and face up to the fact that you can't always get what you want?
 
"Well Hamid we have 5000 British pounds, what do you think we should do with it"

"Let’s get a plane to Paris then walk to Calaise and see if we can charter a boat with a dodgy captain so we can sneak into Britain"

"Genius Hamid, ****ing genius"