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Gambol said:
...but if they did have a boat....
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Look stoopit. Grave raper said Britain was one of the easiest places in Europe to sneak into. The fact that anybody trying to sneak in would need a vessel of some type to traverse the large expanse of water that surrounds Britain means he is wrong and infact Britain is probably one of the hardest places in Europe to sneak into.

Take Germany for instance. No need for a boat to sneak into that country. Just walk off the road for 50 yards then walk across the border. Done deal. Jobs a goodun. Not an inflatable dinghy in sight. Little chance of drowning too.
 
Union Jack Jackson said:
Look stoopit. Grave raper said Britain was one of the easiest places in Europe to sneak into. The fact that anybody trying to sneak in would need a vessel of some type to traverse the large expanse of water that surrounds Britain means he is wrong and infact Britain is probably one of the hardest places in Europe to sneak into.

Take Germany for instance. No need for a boat to sneak into that country. Just walk off the road for 50 yards then walk across the border. Down deal. Jobs a goodun. Not an inflatable dinghy in sight. Little chance of drowning too.
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....but if you did have a boat....
 
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Ponders said:
England doesn't have an issue with illegal immigrants sneaking in by boat. <doh>

We're not exactly Bouvet Island. I once fell asleep on a Felixstowe pedalo and ended up in Capri.
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I fell asleep in a Capri and ended up in Felixstowe
 
Ponders said:
England doesn't have an issue with illegal immigrants sneaking in by boat. <doh>

We're not exactly Bouvet Island. I once fell asleep on a Felixstowe pedalo and ended up in Capri.
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Oh, it's England now, is it? **** the UK. Is that yer gemme, sonny?
 
Gambol said:
....but if you did have a boat....
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Ok, so you are an immigrant and you've just hiked across Oorope and lo and behold you get to Calaise and this nice French chap says here mon amee here iz my boat you can have eet for free.

So you have a boat. Ok you are an immigrant with the means to get across the sea to good ole Blighty where the streets are pathed with gold.

Does that mean it easy to sneak into Britain?

Naw because you have to pilot that boat across the busiest sea lanes in the world. In unforgiving tides and mostly **** weather conditions.

SO NAW (even with a boat) IT'S NOT ****ING EASY TO SNEAK INTO BRITAIN.

<doh>
 
I don't think it'll be like the dinghys they cross the Aegean Sea in, probably a more substantial boat with a cabin. Maybe an on board toilet, a few hammocks and a small gally for cooking up some dinner.
 
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