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  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    They ****s are already here and have been for quite some time.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...but if they did have a boat....
     
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  3. gas

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    Yay tax rises and spending cuts happy days. :emoticon-0121-angry
     
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  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    The people have spoken!
     
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  5. GroveRanger

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    Couple of hundred Euros gets you a hire boat in France, don't even have to row it here. The door is wide open folks, always has been and always will be.
     
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  6. gas

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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Look stoopit. Grave raper said Britain was one of the easiest places in Europe to sneak into. The fact that anybody trying to sneak in would need a vessel of some type to traverse the large expanse of water that surrounds Britain means he is wrong and infact Britain is probably one of the hardest places in Europe to sneak into.

    Take Germany for instance. No need for a boat to sneak into that country. Just walk off the road for 50 yards then walk across the border. Done deal. Jobs a goodun. Not an inflatable dinghy in sight. Little chance of drowning too.
     
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  8. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    England doesn't have an issue with illegal immigrants sneaking in by boat. <doh>

    We're not exactly Bouvet Island. I once fell asleep on a Felixstowe pedalo and ended up in Capri.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I demand to know why what we pay for petrol and food hasn't gone up yet <grr>
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ....but if you did have a boat....
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I fell asleep in a Capri and ended up in Felixstowe
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Oh, it's England now, is it? **** the UK. Is that yer gemme, sonny?
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

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    <ok>
     
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  14. Ponders Revisited

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    Yeah, it's England that's most likely to be used as a 'sneaking in' point.

    Unless you know of some Faroe Islanders landing in Scotland...
     
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    It's only been suggested like that because the English Channel waters are a lot calmer than the North sea & Atlantic aroond Scotland....(for those that have a boat)
     
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  16. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I can well imagine it.
     
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Ok, so you are an immigrant and you've just hiked across Oorope and lo and behold you get to Calaise and this nice French chap says here mon amee here iz my boat you can have eet for free.

    So you have a boat. Ok you are an immigrant with the means to get across the sea to good ole Blighty where the streets are pathed with gold.

    Does that mean it easy to sneak into Britain?

    Naw because you have to pilot that boat across the busiest sea lanes in the world. In unforgiving tides and mostly **** weather conditions.

    SO NAW (even with a boat) IT'S NOT ****ING EASY TO SNEAK INTO BRITAIN.

    <doh>
     
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  18. Mick O'Toon

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    Cubans and Mexicans have been rowing to Ireland for years and landing in Galway,true story.
     
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    I don't think it'll be like the dinghys they cross the Aegean Sea in, probably a more substantial boat with a cabin. Maybe an on board toilet, a few hammocks and a small gally for cooking up some dinner.
     
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Aye?
     
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