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Did he announce this from his island or from his pickle factory?

 

Playing the man, not the ball. Classic obfuscation

 

'Did Branson insert a trombone into Giles Brandeth's anus while singing the Venezuelan national anthem?'

That's obfuscation.

 

Sorry wrong term. Deflection, red herring .. whatever you want to call it. Point is you are bringing up an irrelevance to counter what could be a very valid point

 

Gives me an idea for a reality TV show. Anyone got Simon Cowell's number?

 

That's Number Wang

 

Yep, my money's on the Ecuadorian anthem.

 

I'd like to see Paul Coia present the show.

 

I thought that said Paul "COLA"

 

Dr Pepper's brother.

 

That was Nigel Pepper, ex Aberdeen player.

 

Channel 4 has some wee arsewipe racially abusing some **** on a tram in Manchester. Telling them to go home etc.

I'd have taken his napper clean off if I was there

 

I would like to retract my statement that Britain must be one of the easiest countries to sneak into, this is obviously incorrect as our Irish brethren can so easily demonstrate after decades of weapons smuggling from Eire into the 6 Counties and vice versa.

I maintain that Britain in general isn't that difficult to get into, if it was maybe there wouldn't be as many illegal immigrants here.

Solution - amnesty for anyone who snuck in already then lay sea mines around the coast, 24hr armed patrols on all beaches, and stop anyone else getting in. This armchair politics stuff is quite easy really.

 

Somebdy explain to that **** that being surrounded by water makes it pretty difficult to sneak into.

He doesn't seem to get it.

I would do it but i cant be arsed.

 

Seems to me anybody with a boat has a very good chance of pitching up on any bit of the UK's coastline without being intercepted by coastguard/navy patrols.

#JustSayin

 

To be fair, to any immigrant who owns a submarine we are an easy touch.

 

Georgie boy saying tax rises and spending cuts on their way.

 

I cos these pesky Nigerian types are always lugging boats across Europe so they can paddle to blighty.

 

On their way to where?

 

Blighty in a boat.