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Spurlock's Ramadan diary

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Jun 9, 2016.

  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ...suspect you mean toaster ... panini maker would just be a dough mixer ... but if I'm wrong your meal is gonna be fookin' horrendous... :)
     
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  2. Spurlock

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    Apologies to my Autistic friends...yes Fosse a panini toaster.
     
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  3. luvgonzo

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    Does it make paninis?
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    Makes them all toasty and edible Luvvy, with piping hot fillings of your desire.

    yes...only another 13 hours to go!
     
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  5. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    just over 6hrs now!
     
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  6. Spurlock

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    Chicken curry for me tonight.
     
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  7. Skylarker

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    <applause>
     
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  8. Spurlock

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    Halfway mark reached more or less....non nom
     
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  9. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    More than halfway you mean! Silly spud..
     
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  10. Spurlock

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    More or less. Grotesque gooner.
     
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  11. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Its more not less...dumb spud same thinking as your team
     
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  12. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    What did you have for iftar today spud? I had some mangoes today damn sweet honey mangoes....and asian pilau..
     
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  13. Spurlock

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    Lamb kebabs in pitta with salad and a big fat Rizla for dessert.
     
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  14. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Fat with salad to compensate i see....have booked your appointment with the obesity clinic yet lolz
     
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  15. Spurlock

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    I'm not obese..I have lots of sex, the calories are needed.
     
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  16. FosseFilberto

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    Hang in there lads ... :)
     
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  18. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Typical excuse used by all obese patients lolz...first step isnto admit it, go on admit your problem and you will be ok with the right help in the fat club.

    Morning fat spud :1980_boogie_down:

    Fajar time....another day another fast :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  19. luvgonzo

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  20. Spurlock

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    I enjoy it, but Im not superman, my human needs and physical needs are always with me. I just fight them, the human side of me. Highburyal is one of them blokes who is always trying to tell me that his cock is bigger than mine. As has been mentioned before on several occasions, not true!

    When I created this thread apart from the obvious banter amongst 'the lads' I also thought I'll give a first hand account of my struggles in order to be able to relate to those that don't fast. Instead of coming online everyday and saying I'm super human, I'm not.

    In today's climate Muslims and non Muslims are becoming more and more isolated. As a Muslim I can see at times why non Muslims generalise and think Muslims think that they are better than them. I don't think that I am and try to use this thread as a means to show that I'm normal and we are the same....I follow and respect laws but **** I'm as human as you and everything gets its dues from me....I'm like a Rasta Muslim...he's like a Flanders Muslim.
     
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