Spurlock's Ramadan diary

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Not sure what a Flanders Muslim is, but good post!..

P.s. Heile Selassie is dead, you know?......no matter how much weed you smoke, he's still dead!...
 
Just had a bacon and egg sandwich. Casa Stan has been full to the brim with in-laws including loud young children so I've been hiding away for a few days. This morning I had a clear run to the fridge and cooker so it was time for a fry up!
 
I enjoy it, but Im not superman, my human needs and physical needs are always with me. I just fight them, the human side of me. Highburyal is one of them blokes who is always trying to tell me that his cock is bigger than mine. As has been mentioned before on several occasions, not true!

When I created this thread apart from the obvious banter amongst 'the lads' I also thought I'll give a first hand account of my struggles in order to be able to relate to those that don't fast. Instead of coming online everyday and saying I'm super human, I'm not.

In today's climate Muslims and non Muslims are becoming more and more isolated. As a Muslim I can see at times why non Muslims generalise and think Muslims think that they are better than them. I don't think that I am and try to use this thread as a means to show that I'm normal and we are the same....I follow and respect laws but **** I'm as human as you and everything gets its dues from me....I'm like a Rasta Muslim...he's like a Flanders Muslim.

... call me Mr Picky ... but I suspect you supporting Spurs and him supporting Arsenal may also add a dynamic <laugh> ...
 
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I enjoy it, but Im not superman, my human needs and physical needs are always with me. I just fight them, the human side of me. Highburyal is one of them blokes who is always trying to tell me that his cock is bigger than mine. As has been mentioned before on several occasions, not true!

When I created this thread apart from the obvious banter amongst 'the lads' I also thought I'll give a first hand account of my struggles in order to be able to relate to those that don't fast. Instead of coming online everyday and saying I'm super human, I'm not.

In today's climate Muslims and non Muslims are becoming more and more isolated. As a Muslim I can see at times why non Muslims generalise and think Muslims think that they are better than them. I don't think that I am and try to use this thread as a means to show that I'm normal and we are the same....I follow and respect laws but **** I'm as human as you and everything gets its dues from me....I'm like a Rasta Muslim...he's like a Flanders Muslim.
True, being a spud has it down side unfortunately......

I would like to add though your not a Rasta Muslim, I would say more of a Homer Muslim........hmmmmmmm fooood....Fat Spud :emoticon-0102-bigsm
 
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