No wonder you get so many wives. You're easily pleased, aren't you.
I've got a list of demands and expectations when I get with a bird and if I don't get my own way, I finish the relationship.
Probably why I'll never have a wife.
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I've got a list of demands and expectations when I get with a bird and if I don't get my own way, I finish the relationship.
Probably why I'll never have a wife.
I'm pretty chilled mate. In my head anyway.
My problem is I won't be told what to do. I don't react well to that, even if its in my own best interest. Stubborn as ****.
Truth be told mate, I'm not easy to live with.
Learned that the hard way, but I don't see myself changing anytime soon.
I've got myself a gem now though, so I guess its up to me.
Yeah, that's me.
If I'm being honest, I wouldn't deserve to have a wife, anyway. I'm a **** boyfriend, my problem is I don't do affection. I could never have a lass holding my hand when we are out of the house, or try and kiss me in public. I couldn't have a lass cuddle into me on a night time watching a film, I just don't get it how a ****ing cuddle can change anything for them. I've had many arguments about that ****.
I'm pretty sure my life will be spent shagging random tarts, and I'll end up a lonely pensioner. I wouldn't mind that one bit, I'll try and be independent until the very end.
Now thats honesty for you. I applaud it.
Yet strangely when im with the missus im like a kitten.
Been living on me own since 2002 - brilliant I am a free spirit - as someone was saying eat when you want/layabout etc just do your own thing. Only thing I would have done different I wouldn't have bought a 3 bed semi it is a bit difficult to do all the housework/cook/work but It is better than the alternative.
If I ever feel a bit lonely I simply but the beer can back in the fridge turn the telly over from the footie/cricket/ice hockey to eastenders then hide the zapper so I have no control over it and I stop feeling lonely anymore - simples
If I ever feel a bit lonely I simply but the beer can back in the fridge turn the telly over from the footie/cricket/ice hockey to eastenders then hide the zapper so I have no control over it and I stop feeling lonely anymore - simples
I am far too selfish for a relationship or anything like that. I warm to idea of getting into one however once I do, I make every attempt to sabotage it as I get bored very, very quickly. Probably need to change my outlook given I am 29 with no family etc but it isn't a priority.
Jesus wept. When I am on here the wife normally asks if I am talking to my little friends again. With confidence I retort that it is a manly man site meant only for those who wrestle alligators, climb mountains and jump out of planes without parachutes.
No way in the world I am letting her read this or she will make me iron my socks as well. I'm off to finish my hoovering now.
No way in the world I am letting her read this or she will make me iron my socks as well. I'm off to finish my hoovering now.
Make sure you put your pinny on mate don't want fluff on your top.
I'm ****ing hammedd in a nun Muslim way.
Living alone, done it for years before I met my stunsville wifey, brilliant, I was taught how to Iton my **** in the military, shirts, troosers the lot, can even bull me shoes if I wanted to but that just for people who like Cocks in the stink pipe.
Never did the Disney and face mask night in alone but don't knock it til you've tried it.
Pizza is the king of alone food. Nom nom I'm hungry bye
Living alone, done it for years before I met my stunsville wifey, brilliant, I was taught how to Iton my **** in the military, shirts, troosers the lot, can even bull me shoes if I wanted to but that just for people who like Cocks in the stink pipe.
Never did the Disney and face mask night in alone but don't knock it til you've tried it.
Pizza is the king of alone food. Nom nom I'm hungry bye
An ex RM cannot iron? 
Lord have ****ing mercy.
What did they teach you in that mob?
Lord have ****ing mercy.
What did they teach you in that mob?
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even tho i'm about to get married in less than a month 
i am happiest on my own.
fortunately the wife works totally opposite hours to me so my time is generally my own and kids are incredibly unlikely.
plus "our place" is technically "my place" which means nee flowery decorative ****e cluttering the place up, just a **** tonne of shoes.
i am happiest on my own.fortunately the wife works totally opposite hours to me so my time is generally my own and kids are incredibly unlikely.
plus "our place" is technically "my place" which means nee flowery decorative ****e cluttering the place up, just a **** tonne of shoes.
(1) At the momenteven tho i'm about to get married in less than a month
fortunately the wife works totally opposite hours to me so my time is generally my own and kids are incredibly unlikely.
plus "our place" is technically (1)"my place" (2)which means nee flowery decorative ****e cluttering the place up, just a **** tonne of shoes.
(2) Not yet, you mean
You foolish person
An ex RM cannot iron?
Lord have ****ing mercy.
I heard RMs are very good at ironing skirts....
(1) At the moment
(2) Not yet, you mean
You foolish person
been living together for 6 years now. she knows her place.
An ex RM cannot iron?
Lord have ****ing mercy.
What did they teach you in that mob?
To get someone else to do it.