Voting in, because I'm sensible.
Shall we doth look at the moronic brexit argument point by point?
1. Anti-democratic: I have found a significant majority of the people wielding this are ****ing monarchy lovers. Hypocritical mofos. For me, this is the only point that holds water and isn't bred of Daily Mail bollocks, but if you sing God Save the Queen, you are so idiotic. The EU needs revision, it does need to be more democratic, but a country with a monarchy (plus peerage, House of Lords etc etc) is not a democracy, fellow surfs
2. Economy/Trade: the UKTI have a mandate to help our businesses trade worth to reach £1 trillion. Unless you know nothing whatsoever about business, and if that is the case there's **** all chance of me teaching you, Brexit means higher prices for European goods and services, a **** tonne of paper work for trading abroad with the continent, and you are trusting THE CONSERVATIVES to negotiate a good deal... Are you actually ******ed?! It will effect construction, retail, house prices etc etc, and you are thinking about voting out because somebody taught you the word sovereignty the other day? **** you.
3. Immigration: ****ing snoozefest. Did you know 146894586338426842 EU citizens come here to claim benefits

. Are you dumb?
The U.K. Government is the immigration problem. Did you ****ing touch yourself through the last general election, or did you stop masturbating long enough to see the promises each party offered? We have enough autonomy on this matter, but you stupid ****s are giving the EU all the blame?! David Cameron couldn't buy spin like that. EU immigrants contribute massively to the economy.
4. Fishermen: Oh no... The fishermen!!! I didn't ****ing know the fish off the coast spoke with English accents and demanded to be caught in British nets, my bad
5. Usefulness: I could go on all ****ing day about the things the EU have done, you can find these yourself through a quick Google search, so I'll just mention this, the EU has largely contributed to ensuring fair pay between the sexes, and is the authority our government ignores when we are trying to reduce carbon emissions. It looks to help out those countries in need, and one thing you can always count on, is that one day you will be the one in need. The cost to us is worked out by the admittedly bias BBC as 161m. NHS 2.6Bil, Education 3Bil... 161m, for the economic benefit, considering what a small dent 161m would be, is a ****ing good deal.
6. Sovereignty: Bitch, you ain't even got sovereignty in your own homes... You compromise with a partner for mutual benefit. 14% of our laws come from the EU, 50% are informed by the EU. Which of those laws and policies is it you tits take particular issue with? How about tax relief for the Rich and the raising of tuition fees for poor students and saddling with a lifetime of debt... That would be the UK government. You imbeciles want this government to have sole dominion? Seriously?!
This is not a ****ing "vote for change", are you a 13 year old girl on your period?! This is a vote to say you're unhappy, but at least stick a tampon in the right hole you twat!!!!!
You can ONLY change something you are a member of, and as a fairly decentish country, we bare some responsibility for the areas in the EU corpus which need to be mended. You cannot vote back in afterwards.
...I could be wrong though, I mean Rafa stayed after all. ****ers.