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That's one of Pixie's gags, Stan.

Oh, talking of gagging... you're very close to Pixie, aren't you?
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
If you're lucky, Sky, you'll just catch me in the early hours of Saturday or Sunday, just before I turn in after a pussy-laden gig.
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I might even be at the same gig.

I often go down the local working mans club in Wyke Regis <diva>
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
That's one of Pixie's gags, Stan.

Oh, talking of gagging... you're very close to Pixie, aren't you?
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I like some of his posts, that's true. To be fair I like most posts that highlight how often you've made a tit of yourself on this forum.

I also like the fact that it winds you up and occasionally helps push you into one of your "call the police" frenzies of calmness!
 
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Sir Stan said:
I like some of his posts, that's true. To be fair I like most posts that highlight how often you've made a tit of yourself on this forum.

I also like the fact that it winds you up and occasionally helps push you into one of your "call the police" frenzies of calmness!
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You only need to take a look at HIAG's profile to understand why he dislikes the like function.

He puts in so much effort but the lads don't often show their support and appreciation.
 
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Sir Stan said:
... a 55 year old Spurs supporter ...
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So, what do you know about HIAG so far, Stan? Let us have a recap.

Age: 55
Sex: male
Team: Spurs
Occupation: burger-flipper/conveyancing paralegal
Home owner: no, lives with aging mother
Hobbies: computer games (Guitar Hero)
Pets: cat
Residence: Cornwall/Devon

I can inform you that you have 1 correct answer.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
So, what do you know about HIAG so far, Stan? Let us have a recap.

Age: 55
Sex: male
Team: Spurs
Occupation: conveyancing paralegal
Home owner: no, lives with aging mother
Hobbies: computer games (Guitar Hero)
Pets: cat
Residence: Enfield

I can inform you that you have 1 correct answer.
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Fixed.

I think that's pretty much spot on although you may be older than 55 as I recall you saw Greaves' debut for Spurs when he was playing for Chelsea.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
So, what do you know about HIAG so far, Stan? Let us have a recap.

Age: 55
Sex: male
Team: Spurs
Occupation: burger-flipper/conveyancing paralegal
Home owner: no, lives with aging mother
Hobbies: computer games (Guitar Hero)
Pets: cat
Residence: Cornwall/Devon

I can inform you that you have 1 correct answer.
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Well you are a Spurs fan (when your not rimming the chavs) so that means you're saying that you are not male.

When you talk about this 'adoring pussy' are you trying to tell us that you are a butch lesbian sniffing out some fishy minge ?
 
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