Journo speak for please give me the clicks.
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That's journo speak for "I haven't got a clue and no one has told me a ****ing thing".
Journo speak for please give me the clicks.
This bit is brilliant.
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That's journo speak for "I haven't got a clue and no one has told me a ****ing thing".
Not saying the Mirror isn't making it up, but how do we know contracts haven't stalled. I won't believe Ron is signing till the fat lady sings. We have all heard positive stuff before from the club....I want to see it in black and white with pics in full technicolour.
Cuddly woman also ready.Well, which of you ladies fits the bill and have you cleared your throat?
This fat bloke is ready to sing![]()

Cuddly woman also ready.![]()
Cuddly woman also ready.![]()
I like that. You take cuddly and I'll take 'a little tubby'![]()
Your size doesn't bother me, but do we have any evidence of musicality?
Ron will sign as it is cloudy in the North West of England today and my youngest grandchild has just turned up in a complete 2015/16 Saints kit asking if we can go to the park to play football. Well, this is the sort of evidence beloved of the tabloids, so why not?
Me neither! Yes, I know I'm Welsh but no, I can't sing in tune!Thank goodness for that! You really don't want to hear me sing![]()
You have a grandchild wearing a Saints kit on Merseyside? I salute you both.
You have a grandchild wearing a Saints kit on Merseyside? I salute you both.
Well, which of you ladies fits the bill and have you cleared your throat?
This fat bloke is ready to sing![]()

Me neither! Yes, I know I'm Welsh but no, I can't sing in tune!