I'd smash a midget like be a bit of a frisk, why not.
Could hit them out the window after an arl, smooth.
Could hit them out the window after an arl, smooth.
Off Topic Would any of you lot...........................
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Well you know what they say "Good things come in small packages"
Not me, I make a right mess!!!
Be a nightmare taking her to Disneyland. You'd only be allowed on them little teacup rides.
That would do me. I'm scared of roller coasters.
When I go to the fair, I only go on go-karts or the dodgems. I'll go on the kids rides with the bairns, but if they want to go on the big rides, then they go by themselves.
I know the reasons why you measure taller in the morning! During the night all of the stuff that sits in your discs returns and lengthens your spine to it's maximum! I'm 5' 6.5" on a morning and 5' 5.75" normallyt on an evening depending on how much I've been on my feet! The human body eh?
As for Billy's question -I went to Prague around 10 or 11 years ago and the locals kept walking up to us asking if we wanted to see a midget shag a monkey - was intrigued and now I wish I'd said yes!!
A nurse measured my height 7pm on a Tuesday night for a mortgage application. I joked that if she'd measured me in the morning I'd be a inch taller.
Bloody health nazi! No sense of humour!
Hmmm not sure i buy this "taller in the morning" malarky. A nurse once measured me as just under 6 ft one night, in the morning my erection was only 5 foot 8.
I've arranged quite a few mortgages in my time as a Financial Advisor, and have never checked anybody's height as a part of the process
I've been doing it wrong for 24 years
I've arranged quite a few mortgages in my time as a Financial Advisor, and have never checked anybody's height as a part of the process
I've been doing it wrong for 24 years
Put your weekend nursey uniform and get out there with your measuring tape
Stop trying to Palm ya misses off t a dirty grommet!
You pair of woofters should be ashamed of yourselves for admitting that
I'll be riding on 'millions' of them (well as many as I can) for about 3 weeks in about 3 weeks time, and I'll not be scared at all
