You disappoint me Disc marra - you're limiting your chances severely.Nope. I'm six three, six four some mornings (the doctor explained that to me and I never understood) and I won't shag anyone under five nine.
You disappoint me Disc marra - you're limiting your chances severely.
I'm not so sure Disc.Hahaha I do just fine mate! In my experience you have to be more gentle with the smaller ones. **** gentle.
A mini version of anyone in particular in mind?Aye then
Or too hard to go for a piss with.A midget Ellie Goulding would be hard to turn down!

I'm not so sure Disc.
Some of them midget lasses have arms like Mike Tyson.
Well I'm not taking the piss but they are all little stocky ****ers aren't they?You'd feel safe wrapped up in her arms at night!
Well I'm not taking the piss but they are all little stocky ****ers aren't they?
You never see a skinny midget do you?
Google midget babes there's a canny few, there's for you anarl, holding her kite onto a fence postA mini version of anyone in particular in mind?

Flaps are flaps mate.Nah you're right. Chunky little ****ers. I like a nice pair of long legs to get lost between personally.

Lol, PMSL.Google midget babes there's a canny few, there's for you anarl, holding her kite onto a fence post![]()

........................shag a midget?
Like a lass in her 30's say who is about 3' tall?