Why was there staff in the turnstiles for the U 21s when it was free to get in?!
- To check you wasn't cheating & 'free-ing in as junior/senior'
- Or because they kept breaking / getting stuck & needed to override them - saw this happening
- to confirm the 'attendance' figure to 'prove' their success of their 'lower bowel' atmosphere theory
- to count us to confirm the 140% cheating theory - I moved chairs / swapped with junior confirming I was getting in free as a junior & junior was getting in as an adult - therefore a need for the 'membershit' scheme ...
