Down the bottom of Lynch Lane? My mate cleans the caravans down there - make sure you leave a floater
You are the poster that wants to meet up with other posters - time for you to come out of the closet Bluebell and be the man you want to be. the only secret yearnings I have involve Pamela Anderson and Cameron Diaz.
Can't remember what it's called. I think we discussed it last year, it's up past Weymouth's ground. It's alright as it goes, once you're in it's great. Just other rugby juniors and football juniors on tour really. Parents having plenty pints!
Naming actresses to convince everyone that you like women and an obsession with Vaseline. Yep, you obviously bat for the other side. Don't worry, no one is judging you.
Says the poster who wants to meet up with Stan - what for ? Sex, tea, fights ! you seem to have a rather unhealthy obsession with Stan - did his rejection hurt that much that you have to stalk him. I imagine you to be a fat bald bloke with tattoos on his knuckles that used to think he was 'hard' as he used to run on pitches at the end of games and shout at opposing fans. How sad. you carry on you keyboard warrior as you have me and Stan trembling with fear !
