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Commachio

Commachio

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Reet now that has the otters attention, all hoping fir a bloodied anus pics.


AJ is just an example for yet another totally random and ****e thread.


Firstly the boring as **** bit.

Football players. How are they paid i.e weekly, monthly.?

What rate of rax do they pay, and does it have to be paid into a UK account.

Sponsorship deals, are they also accountable under the same terms, or is there a lot of dodgy deals going in?



Reet enough if that ****e.

AJ (just for example) 60k A WEEK. Even after taxes etc. Say 30k a week spending money.

What do you do?

You have your nice house, nice cars etc. Now whar?


You cant just **** iff in holiday as you still have to train, work each day.

Save, invest. Invest in what?

30k a week spare money. Lets spend it in whar?
 
None of them have ever paid a penny tax, they all deprive the nation, everybody is starving here.

**** Africa.
 
Heard some get paid quarterly, like Beckham when he was abroad.
Loads of loopholes for escaping paying full tax, like dumping it in a pension fund etc.
What would i do with that cash, i think i would like to help some charity out, sponsor some young athlete who cant get any backing and generally make some of the spare money do some good.
 
crumble bungle said:
Heard some get paid quarterly, like Beckham when he was abroad.
Loads of loopholes for escaping paying full tax, like dumping it in a pension fund etc.
What would i do with that cash, i think i would like to help some charity out, sponsor some young athlete who cant get any backing and generally make some of the spare money do some good.
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Christ. Ye are nee fun.
 
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Boredom is the big enemy, especially in the afternoons. Too much time off at a time when most people are at work so everywhere is dead is a big problem. I can't imagine a lot of them lads having a leisurely walk around the museum or art gallery, can you? Or reading a book? One of the few places where they can go for a bit of action with a few mates is the bookies, and we do hear about a lot of that. Two other options are golf and drink. But there aren't many.
 
The Relic said:
Boredom is the big enemy, especially in the afternoons. Too much time off at a time when most people are at work so everywhere is dead is a big problem. I can't imagine a lot of them lads having a leisurely walk around the museum or art gallery, can you? Or reading a book? One of the few places where they can go for a bit of action with a few mates is the bookies, and we do hear about a lot of that. Two other options are golf and drink. But there aren't many.
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Golf bit sounds ****e.
 
commachio1 said:
Golf bit sounds ****e.
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1. golf bit sounds great. read books, bit volunteer work, learn a language or 3. raise a family. some investment, go sailing. build a house or 5.

2. alternatively, get smashed and shag loads of fit slags.

3. or get done for being a nonce and get your arsehole reconfigured in the most unpleasant way

I'd start off with No 2, realise the error of my ways and adopt strategy 1.
 
Nordic said:
1. golf bit sounds great. read books, bit volunteer work, learn a language or 3. raise a family. some investment, go sailing. build a house or 5.

2. alternatively, get smashed and shag loads of fit slags.

3. or get done for being a nonce and get your arsehole reconfigured in the most unpleasant way

I'd start off with No 2, realise the error of my ways and adopt strategy 1.
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Option 2 is the way to go.

Think Peter Reid encouraged this lifestyle and worked well for a short time.
 
I'd probably just break my neck trying to get richer. Investments, property etc.

I'd eat out, every night, because I hate cooking, I'd collect expensive watches and classic cars and in my time off footy, I'd travel whilst my body was at it's peak.
 
Despicable_Tel said:
I'd probably just break my neck trying to get richer. Investments, property etc.

I'd eat out, every night, because I hate cooking, I'd collect expensive watches and classic cars and in my time off footy, I'd travel whilst my body was at it's peak.
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Watches and classic cars. Wise choices.
 
commachio1 said:
Watches and classic cars. Wise choices.
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There's no way I'd be handing it over to some mug lawyer who's on the board of a charity so he can go and stay in Burj Khalifa with his family twice a month.

The first thing I'd buy is a petrol guzzling monster of a car, probably a V-12 that does 0.3 miles to the gallon, then use it to run over endangered species.
 
Despicable_Tel said:
There's no way I'd be handing it over to some mug lawyer who's on the board of a charity so he can go and stay in Burj Khalifa with his family twice a month.

The first thing I'd buy is a petrol guzzling monster of a car, probably a V-12 that does 0.3 miles to the gallon, then use it to run over endangered species.
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Like otters?
 
commachio1 said:
Golf bit sounds ****e.
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To some golf sounds quite boring but to some once they have played they are hooked.
I certainly would be out golfing as much as i could if i was a pro footballer earning a good salary.
Im already out as much as i can even on a ****e wage....when the boss lets me :emoticon-0106-cryin
 
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