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Have any of the Dippers claimed that yesterday's result shows they are good enough to challenge for the league? It seems inevitable.

That sounds a bit like stereotyping to me stan. Especially against the dippers, which you have taken exception to
 
Stan likes to think he's an intellectual - a man of the moment - rather than the embarrassing uncle-type that's just shat himself at the table.
 
Stan likes to think he's an intellectual - a man of the moment - rather than the embarrassing uncle-type that's just shat himself at the table.
You've used that analogy before, it's an unusual one. I take it your uncle shat himself at the table and you were embarrassed.
 
Not at all, Stan. I was merely using my imagination to think of something that would be incredibly embarrassing to describe how most people view you, and that is what I came up with. I suspect a lot of people find it to be a very funny analogy.
 
Not at all, Stan. I was merely using my imagination to think of something that would be incredibly embarrassing to describe how most people view you, and that is what I came up with. I suspect a lot of people find it to be a very funny analogy.
It is a funny analogy. However, I suspect most people would be horrified to have you as their spokesperson given you're a witless ****! You'll get the grudging support of a few Chelsea Neanderthals though!
 
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"Spurs didn't want to win it this season".

It's not a question of whether or not Spurs wanted to win the league, as I'm sure they'd love to win the league is any season. It's more a matter of the little fact that they would not have expected to have any chance of winning it. Unlike United.

And what about Arsenal? At one point this season they were 7 points clear of us. As one of the season's favourites for lifting the title, surely theirs is the greatest bottling in Prem history? Why don't mention that, Stan? Too afraid of upsetting your bossom pal, Pastie?

I bet you like a bit of Cornish.
 
It's not a question of whether or not Spurs wanted to win the league, as I'm sure they'd love to win the league is any season. It's more a matter of the little fact that they would not have expected to have any chance of winning it. Unlike United.

And what about Arsenal? At one point this season they were 7 points clear of us. As one of the season's favourites for lifting the title, surely theirs is the greatest bottling in Prem history? Why don't mention that, Stan? Too afraid of upsetting your bossom pal, Pastie?

I bet you like a bit of Cornish.
Nice essay, thanks for taking the time!
 
Realter or Realtor. I believe either is acceptable.

The important thing is that you know what I mean.
 
Well, Stan, I've gone from a burger-flipper to a conveyancing clerk in the matter of a week, so I'd say I'm making pretty good progress, wouldn't you say?
 
Well, Stan, I've gone from a burger-flipper to a conveyancing clerk in the matter of a week, so I'd say I'm making pretty good progress, wouldn't you say?
I don't think I ever said you were a burger flipper. A receptionist or a secretary but not a burger flipper. A conveyancer is effectively a secretary as they are there to do their clients' admin.
 
Spuds were very unimpressive tbh, shows how poor the league has been rather than how good Spuds have been

Not counting Leicester in that sentence as they have done really well
 
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