Barcelona striker Luis Suarez, speaking on Uruguayan TV, revealed he only urinates when sitting down - because he is a "clean man". (Sun) What he forgot to say is that he ****s standing up.
... he was lucky to still be on the pitch for his goals last night ... his little temper tantrum kick-out at Juanfran in the first half would probably have had him gone if the officials had spotted it or Juanfran (credit to him for not doing) had made a meal of it ...
And then he should've got a red again after that, but somehow only got booked. Has he ever been sent off for his clubs?
I really don't think that Suarez has ever been sent off in club football. Seems bizarre, considering how many bans he's had, but I can't find any evidence of it happening.
Bear in mind he plays for Barcelona and before that Liverpool. Referees have been known to be lenient against both of these sides.
He was sent off at nacional for headbutting the ref, and at Groningen, i honestly cant remember if he ever got a red for us tbh. Probably the games most banned player though no?
He was never sent off for Liverpool. I remember because there was a period when him and Costa hadn't been dismissed in English football. Two of the dirtiest ****ers in the modern game, frankly.
