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The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Dec 6, 2014.

  1. Saintsfan08

    Saintsfan08 Well-Known Member

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    That sounds a bit like stereotyping to me stan. Especially against the dippers, which you have taken exception to
     
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  2. Stan

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    If I was stereotyping it would have been a statement rather than a question. Keep up at the back!
     
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  3. Stan likes to think he's an intellectual - a man of the moment - rather than the embarrassing uncle-type that's just shat himself at the table.
     
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  4. Stan

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    You've used that analogy before, it's an unusual one. I take it your uncle shat himself at the table and you were embarrassed.
     
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  5. Not at all, Stan. I was merely using my imagination to think of something that would be incredibly embarrassing to describe how most people view you, and that is what I came up with. I suspect a lot of people find it to be a very funny analogy.
     
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  6. Stan

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    It is a funny analogy. However, I suspect most people would be horrified to have you as their spokesperson given you're a witless ****! You'll get the grudging support of a few Chelsea Neanderthals though!
     
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  7. There it is again, in all it's intellectual glory! The base insult.

    Yet another barb that has ripped a new one in a HIAG victim's arse!
     
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  8. Stan

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    I see you're taking Spurs' bottle job well!

    "Spurs didn't want to win it this season".

    Nice one!
     
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  9. It's not a question of whether or not Spurs wanted to win the league, as I'm sure they'd love to win the league is any season. It's more a matter of the little fact that they would not have expected to have any chance of winning it. Unlike United.

    And what about Arsenal? At one point this season they were 7 points clear of us. As one of the season's favourites for lifting the title, surely theirs is the greatest bottling in Prem history? Why don't mention that, Stan? Too afraid of upsetting your bossom pal, Pastie?

    I bet you like a bit of Cornish.
     
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  10. Stan

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    Nice essay, thanks for taking the time!
     
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  11. You're welcome, realtor.
     
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  12. Stan

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    Are you going with realter or realtor?

    You could conduct a survey. You know all about looking into surveys!

    9am sharp tomorrow HIAG, even earlier if you want some brownie points from the bossman!
     
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  13. Realter or Realtor. I believe either is acceptable.

    The important thing is that you know what I mean.
     
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  14. Stan

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    I know what you mean HIAG and I don't think that it's too late for you to take control of your life even if you are in your 50s!
     
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  15. Well, Stan, I've gone from a burger-flipper to a conveyancing clerk in the matter of a week, so I'd say I'm making pretty good progress, wouldn't you say?
     
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  16. Stan

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    I don't think I ever said you were a burger flipper. A receptionist or a secretary but not a burger flipper. A conveyancer is effectively a secretary as they are there to do their clients' admin.
     
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  17. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Spuds were very unimpressive tbh, shows how poor the league has been rather than how good Spuds have been

    Not counting Leicester in that sentence as they have done really well
     
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  18. NSIS

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    No more 'unimpressive' than your lot!
     
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  19. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Thik you'll find if we could finish, you'd have been totally mashed
     
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  20. NSIS

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    We had our chances too. A few good saves from Mingolet...
     
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