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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Hoddle is a god, May 26, 2012.

  1. "Thanks for that Brian"

    "Thanks for that Brian" Well-Known Member

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    Do you mean the author of the following?

    "It was a perfect away performance, apart from the first 10 minutes."

    "I’ve always said that you can live without water for many days, but you can’t live for a second without hope."

    "I started coaching for one reason and that was to make a difference for people, not just as footballers but as human beings."

    And, of course, everyone's favourite:

    "If you spend more than £100 million, you expect to be challenging for the league."

    The funniest thing was watching you Mousers lap it up. It was like the masses swarming after a clueless Brian and missing Jesus walking amongst them. "I was blind but now I can ...arrrgh!" Mousers!!




     
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  2. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    We never lapped up anything Brent the bullshitter said Brian, only uneducated followers of other clubs would believe we took him serious.:)
     
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  3. "Thanks for that Brian"

    "Thanks for that Brian" Well-Known Member

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    Really?

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    Who did this then?
     
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  4. PleaseNotPoll

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  5. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    The lack of his grid on our flags during matches might give you a clue to his status with us.

    But the peeps who made those pics/memes etc in his honour must be very very very "uneducated" mousers, unlike us educated ones.<whistle>
     
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  6. PleaseNotPoll

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    You mean that they're actually from Liverpool?
     
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  7. humanbeingincroydon

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    Really?

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  8. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Photo shopped efforts don't count.<whistle>
     
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  9. bigsmithy9

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    Boss replaced by a hairy Klopp.All together lads,"Hairy,crossed the Mersey......."!
     
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  10. humanbeingincroydon

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  11. "Thanks for that Brian"

    "Thanks for that Brian" Well-Known Member

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    From The Sun the funniest story in years:

    TITLE-CHASING Tottenham are plotting a sensational raid on rivals Liverpool for skipper Jordan Henderson (**** off are we! I think we're more likely to bid for John Terry, Bobby Charlton, Radamel Falcao, Pato and the entire Aston Villa team).

    Spurs want to celebrate their superb season by making a £25million move for England midfield dynamo Henderson as they look to back Mauricio Pochettino and with Champions League football to offer, Tottenham chiefs think they may have a real chance of pulling off the remarkable coup that would also weaken one of their main top-four contenders in the future (must mean next year or the decade after).

    Supremo Daniel Levy knows the time is right to strike telling blows in the transfer market as Pochettino's side have their best season in memory — and need to build on it (with Jordan ****ing Henderson? If it's the 'Silly Season' why not Balotelli and Mignolet?).

    There is also the nagging fear that the Argentinian's coach has done such great work that he will attract major interest in himself this summer.
    So it would be even more important for Levy's club to make a massive statement of intent by spending big and signing a top player from one of the giants (Now they've really lost it. Levy wanting to make a massive statement by spending big? On which top player? Giants? Finished behind us 6 out of the last 7 years.)

    Henderson seems settled on Merseyside, staying as a key part of Jurgen Klopp's side since he took over. Liverpool do not want to lose him, so the player would have to make the move happen. The classy midfielder has not tasted Champions League football much in his career, so a free pass to the elite competition would have huge appeal on football levels alone. (Ah, I get it; Henderson wants a new contract as his current £100,000 a week doesn't stack up against Milner's £140,000!)
     
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  12. NSIS

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    Some journo has come back from the pub a bit late by the look of this! A total bollocks masterclass from the originators of fantasy transfer rumours!..
     
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  13. Spurfect

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    I'd rather put that type of money towards Ross Barkley
     
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    i loved the bit where it says " Levy's club to make a massive statement of intent by spending big and signing a top player from one of the giants" confriming what we all already know, that spurs are not seen as a giant or even a big club, even after finishing 6 out of the last 7 above us <laugh>

    thats gotta hurt <laugh>

    Jordan henderson future spurs captain, just rolss off the tounge doesnt it :)
     
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  15. NSIS

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    The funniest bit is that any 'big club' would spend a lot of money on a talentless clown, like Henderson!

    Oh, wait a minute!....<laugh>
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Agreed, a big club would spend say 20m, a giant maybe 15m, you lot 25m <laugh>
     
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  17. NSIS

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    Oh well, if some pissed up journo in The Sun says so, it must all be true! :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    <laugh> ahh the sun, bastion of honesty.
     
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  19. "Thanks for that Brian"

    "Thanks for that Brian" Well-Known Member

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    It's hilarious. We paid less in transfer fees (and currently in wages) for Christian Eriksen, Dele Alli and Eric Dier. How do you like them apples?

    Just as we paid £1m more for Vertonghen and Alderweireld than you paid for Dejan Lovren!

    Wasting money is not the sign of a big club. It's just stupidity. If you have paid £20m for Henderson and upgrade his contract to years at £100k a week in wages and think that's a good thing then it's time to return to your village. I understand they miss their idiot.

    The £12.5m you paid for Clyne gets us all but £2m of all four of our full-backs. The waste of money at Liverpool is biblical. Son, even Forrest Gump knew that "stupid is as stupid does."

    Mousers!!
     
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  20. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    if you think because of one season of successful signings the rest of us forget that you paid 30m for Lamela
    26m for soldado
    Bentley 17m
    16m for paulinho
    16m for bent

    So if your point was we buy overpriced overrated players then i guess we are all guilty.
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    Coutinho 8m, better than Lamela at 30m - swings and roundabouts brian.
     
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