Luvgonzo asks; Am I sexist?

[Sucky]

Also, if women wernt allowed to work who would make the tea and clean up?

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Yeah... Average age about 80? Makes 35-45 Middle Aged in my book.

Ok using you maths of people living to 80 on average:

If adulthood starts at 20 (some say 16, some say 18, 21 or 25... So let's average at 20).


20 to 80 is a 60 year gap.

20 + (60 / 2) = 50. Hence most people consider middle age to be around that time.

You're not a young fresh adult and you're not old yet... You're middle aged.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Also, if women wernt allowed to work who would make the tea and clean up?

The polish.

 

[Sucky]

The polish.

Good point that I forgot, who's gona do the polishing?

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Good point that I forgot, who's gona do the polishing?

The Syrian migrants.

 

[DirtyFrank]

right benefits of relationships:

1. shopping done
2. regular sex
3. women in general want to clean up so if you are sneaky she'll have done this for you while you work. dishes
4. ironing... men cannot iron.
5. can send women to buy clothes (yeah they buy what they want but isn't it ****ing great not to have to go clothes shopping)
6. cooking (shared)
7. someone to look after you and make sure you take your pills.

It really depends whats important to you. theres quite a few on here that sound like tv and pub is their life.

Lol as a now confirmed bachelor after many attempts at the social norm. I respond with:

Shopping is easy..cooking is easy..freezer solves the quantity issues mentioned elsewhere.

I have sex about as much as my married mates...which at our age is not often lol.

Women clean up in the stupidest illogical ways..I get it done in a quarter of the time they ever did when I was in a house sharing relationship. And I mean clean...I don't try and do three things at once...just clean.

I can Iron well enough to get by..and it's a generation thing with women anyway..Mums can iron well..Past girlfriends where ****e at it.

The internet is for clothes...send em back if they don't fit...no traipsing around anywhere...can even have a beer while shopping lol..

I've been a better cook than any of my partners.

OK that last one is true up until they start saying they got over the illness in half the time.....every ten minutes.

I'll add these positives to bachelordom:

Pub when want.

Game when want

Films in silence.

Sleep when want.

Eat and Exercise when want.

No second guessing if they want an actual responses to what they are crying over or looking to use you as a scapegoat.

Downside:

At my age...family gatherings...weddings funerals...etc...fly solo and the only question you are asked is....you guessed it.

Kid conversations. Should be a ten minute limit.

Getting that sex bit without online dating or looking like an old pervert...or going to church lol..

 

[Sucky]

The Syrian migrants.

 

[saintanton]

right benefits of relationships:

1. shopping done
2. regular sex
3. women in general want to clean up so if you are sneaky she'll have done this for you while you work. dishes
4. ironing... men cannot iron.
5. can send women to buy clothes (yeah they buy what they want but isn't it ****ing great not to have to go clothes shopping)
6. cooking (shared)
7. someone to look after you and make sure you take your pills.

It really depends whats important to you. theres quite a few on here that sound like tv and pub is their life.

That's a mother.

Apart from the sex- hopefully.

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

RE the issue whoever it was raised about men being better off single

What are the benefits of being in a relationship for a bloke other than the constantly frustrating fact for single dudes that supermarkets and food companies obviously gear the size/price of many of their products towards couples / families, obviously not fresh produce, and the knowledge of regularly available ploughing without having to wade into the hit and miss arena of your bars/clubs/pubs/internet

Someone to do your washing ironing cleaning?

And someone to keep you warm at night n

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

That's a mother.

Apart from the sex- hopefully.

what can i say, i've an old school missus.

but she's a right goer in bed.

I've the best of both worlds.

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

Someone to do your washing ironing cleaning?

And someone to keep you warm at night n

don't forget the far future when past this mythical middle age that this ould codgers are desperate to cling to..... someone to wipe their arse and clean their drool and bring tea and biccy.

Leon and june off ****ing googlebox.

 

[Ivan Dobsky]

to a 26 year old women in their late 30s probably do look really old.

It's a biological fact that women enter middle-age at 35, and men at 45 even though women live longer.

Dr MCP Donga.

 

[Sucky]

What's the point in a woman who don't give blow jobs, that's what I wanna know?

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

What's the point in a woman who don't give blow jobs, that's what I wanna know?

well now you've brought up an EXCELLENT point.

 

[DirtyFrank]

What's the point in a woman who don't give blow jobs, that's what I wanna know?

Give and yee shall receive!

 

[Sucky]

well now you've brought up an EXCELLENT point.

Yeah and then she won't even suck it!

Just rude if ya ask me

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

What's the point in a woman who don't give blow jobs, that's what I wanna know?

Did your mother?


If the answer is no... Well now you know.
If the answer is yes... Adam Johnson knows a lawyer.

 

[saintanton]

This thread's flagging. I think someone should change the title to "luvgonzo says 'I Hate All Women.'" and see if it perks up a bit.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

This thread's flagging. I think someone should change the title to "luvgonzo says 'I Hate All Women.'" and see if it perks up a bit.

I heard Luv likes to pretend to hold doors open for women and then slams it shut in their faces...

 

[Sucky]

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