Ok using you maths of people living to 80 on average: If adulthood starts at 20 (some say 16, some say 18, 21 or 25... So let's average at 20). 20 to 80 is a 60 year gap. 20 + (60 / 2) = 50. Hence most people consider middle age to be around that time. You're not a young fresh adult and you're not old yet... You're middle aged.
Lol as a now confirmed bachelor after many attempts at the social norm. I respond with: Shopping is easy..cooking is easy..freezer solves the quantity issues mentioned elsewhere. I have sex about as much as my married mates...which at our age is not often lol. Women clean up in the stupidest illogical ways..I get it done in a quarter of the time they ever did when I was in a house sharing relationship. And I mean clean...I don't try and do three things at once...just clean. I can Iron well enough to get by..and it's a generation thing with women anyway..Mums can iron well..Past girlfriends where ****e at it. The internet is for clothes...send em back if they don't fit...no traipsing around anywhere...can even have a beer while shopping lol.. I've been a better cook than any of my partners. OK that last one is true up until they start saying they got over the illness in half the time.....every ten minutes. I'll add these positives to bachelordom: Pub when want. Game when want Films in silence. Sleep when want. Eat and Exercise when want. No second guessing if they want an actual responses to what they are crying over or looking to use you as a scapegoat. Downside: At my age...family gatherings...weddings funerals...etc...fly solo and the only question you are asked is....you guessed it. Kid conversations. Should be a ten minute limit. Getting that sex bit without online dating or looking like an old pervert...or going to church lol..
what can i say, i've an old school missus. but she's a right goer in bed. I've the best of both worlds.
don't forget the far future when past this mythical middle age that this ould codgers are desperate to cling to..... someone to wipe their arse and clean their drool and bring tea and biccy. Leon and june off ****ing googlebox.
It's a biological fact that women enter middle-age at 35, and men at 45 even though women live longer. Dr MCP Donga.
Did your mother? If the answer is no... Well now you know. If the answer is yes... Adam Johnson knows a lawyer.
This thread's flagging. I think someone should change the title to "luvgonzo says 'I Hate All Women.'" and see if it perks up a bit.
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