To be fair you think Kerry Katona's mum is a catch (google her folks).Fussy ****er![]()

People in London really don't like you standing on the left hand side of the escalator! No one obviously says anything, just some strong tutting![]()
How dare you claim I'm from London!
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To be fair you think Kerry Katona's mum is a catch (google her folks).

Pretty sure that's a pint of Carling in his hand too, perfect drink for his type.

**** off, ****![]()
Or to be a bit more specific, calf length trousers.
Short longs, long shorts, whatever you want to call them. Worn in the main on holiday by clueless knobhead dads who's girlfriends and wives dress them.
Go to any airport of on any ferry and I guarantee you will see at least ten blokes wearing the abominations.