Room 101

If Vicky Pattison offers you a fumble you take that fumble and don't wash your hand for a week

 

I had a look last night, the only females I know are the one who used to be in Blue Peter and the upper crust one with the tache who used to do How not to dress.
No idea who the rest are.

Marginally better with the blokes, there are merely three complete no bodies amongst them.

I widnnae go near any of the birds, not a chance. Dogs, the lot of em.

 

What about after 5 pints and a bag?

 

Would have to be a bag of Ketamine!

 

Xenon headlights.

How a **** lights the way, and blinds everyone else. Hope they all crash and burn.

 

Quite right, if they cant see with normal headlights they shouldn't be ****ing driving

 

Driving along the a59 and the fog + rain combined with those headlights made it a nightmare. Had to pull into a garage to see of I could get a pair of those glasses to reduce glare they had none. Its 10 times worse on stretches without street lights too.

 

People who crash their car after I flash them whilst driving my bmw with xenon headlights...

 

Ahhh, so you are the one who caused the crash on the M4 this morning which I've just spent eight ****ing hours circumnavigating.

 

Singing about being 3 points off top spot to defend shambolic performances... the day before it becomes 6 points

 

So turns out people don't like me having my full beams on....

Good, hopefully they will learn a lesson.

 

This is what you'd be looking at once the make up had been sweated off

 

I'd have finished by the time she'd got a right lather on, so I'd not be arsed

 

She's a bit ****ing grim. Who is she?

 

Denice.

 

That is no make up plus stress on traveling I guess.

 

Nah. Denice is much better looking that that

 

Can't believe that..

Bet she is a right bog trotter.

 

She's from Durham. She' not bad when scrubbed up. Doesn't look good when first out of bed with no make up and her hair all over the shop

 

In other words, what she looks like.

Dog rough.