Breaking news from a close friend who knows the actor)Tom Hardy to be next bond

[monacoger]

Thank **** you are not a screen writer

Guy goes in to rob a bank

Cop comes in and shoots him dead

The end

When Gambol does write the scripts he always misses out the last 10% of the script, or is it 15%? I forget, but did you see what I did there?

 

[monacoger]

'Range of roles?' Hardy's played a Welsh cement expert, a Jewish gangster, an Irish-American Wild West hunter, a comic book bad guy, Charles Bronson, Reggie/Ronnie Kray, Heathcliffe, a CIA agent in a buddy comedy etc etc. And he can do virtually any accent.

Ps. I'm quite gay for Tom.

Gay

 

[Null]

When Gambol does write the scripts he always misses out the last 10% of the script, or is it 15%? I forget, but did you see what I did there?

No...

 

[Gambol]

Shagging, drinking, Aston Martins, punch ups, shoot outs.

How the **** is that not brilliant?

Thank **** you are not a screen writer

Guy goes in to rob a bank

Cop comes in and shoots him dead

The end

Your script is overly wordy and is missing the all important love interest....

Guy winks at woman as he enters the bank he gets shot robbing. The end.

 

[Gambol]

When Gambol does write the scripts he always misses out the last 10% of the script, or is it 15%? I forget, but did you see what I did there?

Nope.

 

[monacoger]

No...

Fair enough, my vertically challenged friend and I'm not going to lie to you, it was far, far funnier in my head. Even now, I still have a wee laugh to myself about it...

 

[Null]

Fair enough, my vertically challenged friend and I'm not going to lie to you, it was far, far funnier in my head. Even now, I still have a wee laugh to myself about it...

???

 

[monacoger]

Nope.

^^^^stealing pud's patter again, because he can't say anything of note without mentioning 4k, the Maldives or naked shark swimming with some random neighbour

 

[monacoger]

???

I was meaning that you are too short for your weight! I was being nice, but if that is the way you are going to treat me, you can **** off, you fat ****.

 

[Null]

I was meaning that you are too short for your weight! I was being nice, but if that is the way you are going to treat me, you can **** off, you fat ****.

Ah...

****in ****

 

[Ciaran]

It'll be a darkie.

 

[Null]

It'll be a darkie.

Luther

 

[Archers Road]

It'll be a darkie.

Won't be winning an Oscar in that case.

 

[monacoger]

It'll be a darkie.

I really ****ing hope not

 

[Benvenuto Cellini]

.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

And I couldnt understand a word he said in any of them.

He peaked in This Means War

This Means War
Must've paid him a ****load for that one.

 

[Gambol]

He was very good in "Legend"

 

[Otto Flayshow]

'Our Man Flint' knocks Bond into a cocked-hat.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

He was very good in "Legend"

Especially as Ronnie. 'Gonna bake me a cake?'

 

[Gambol]

Especially as Ronnie. 'Gonna bake me a cake?'

Angelo Bruno: [to Reggie] I'm glad we could make a deal.
[to Ronnie]

Angelo Bruno: You should come to Philly some time. You see what you want ad we'll get it for you. Any shape any size. A nice Italian girl, huh?

[Nudges Ronnie]

Angelo Bruno: A little spaghetti and meatballs...?

Ronald Kray: I prefer boys.

Angelo Bruno: Come again? I didn't get that.

Ronald Kray: I prefer boys. Italian. Greek.

[the room goes quiet]

Ronald Kray: But I'm not prejudiced, I've had Negroes. I even had Tahitian once, who I bent up like a pretzel, yeah, I really ****ing hurt him...

[Am uncomfortable pause, Bruno suddenly bursts out laughing]

Angelo Bruno: You got some ****ing balls on you, kid! That takes a lot of guts to admit that. Bravo, kiddo!

[Looking around]

Angelo Bruno: Huh? Am I right? Bravo!