When Gambol does write the scripts he always misses out the last 10% of the script, or is it 15%? I forget, but did you see what I did there?
Your script is overly wordy and is missing the all important love interest.... Guy winks at woman as he enters the bank he gets shot robbing. The end.
Fair enough, my vertically challenged friend and I'm not going to lie to you, it was far, far funnier in my head. Even now, I still have a wee laugh to myself about it...
^^^^stealing pud's patter again, because he can't say anything of note without mentioning 4k, the Maldives or naked shark swimming with some random neighbour
I was meaning that you are too short for your weight! I was being nice, but if that is the way you are going to treat me, you can **** off, you fat ****.
Angelo Bruno: [to Reggie] I'm glad we could make a deal. [to Ronnie] Angelo Bruno: You should come to Philly some time. You see what you want ad we'll get it for you. Any shape any size. A nice Italian girl, huh? [Nudges Ronnie] Angelo Bruno: A little spaghetti and meatballs...? Ronald Kray: I prefer boys. Angelo Bruno: Come again? I didn't get that. Ronald Kray: I prefer boys. Italian. Greek. [the room goes quiet] Ronald Kray: But I'm not prejudiced, I've had Negroes. I even had Tahitian once, who I bent up like a pretzel, yeah, I really ****ing hurt him... [Am uncomfortable pause, Bruno suddenly bursts out laughing] Angelo Bruno: You got some ****ing balls on you, kid! That takes a lot of guts to admit that. Bravo, kiddo! [Looking around] Angelo Bruno: Huh? Am I right? Bravo!
