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Breaking news from a close friend who knows the actor)Tom Hardy to be next bond

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  1. monacoger

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    When Gambol does write the scripts he always misses out the last 10% of the script, or is it 15%? I forget, but did you see what I did there? <party>
     
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  2. monacoger

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    Gay
     
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    No...
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Your script is overly wordy and is missing the all important love interest....

    Guy winks at woman as he enters the bank he gets shot robbing. The end.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nope.
     
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    Fair enough, my vertically challenged friend and I'm not going to lie to you, it was far, far funnier in my head. Even now, I still have a wee laugh to myself about it...<laugh>
     
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    ???
     
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    ^^^^stealing pud's patter again, because he can't say anything of note without mentioning 4k, the Maldives or naked shark swimming with some random neighbour
     
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    I was meaning that you are too short for your weight! I was being nice, but if that is the way you are going to treat me, you can **** off, you fat ****.
     
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    Ah...

    ****in **** <doh>
     
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    It'll be a darkie.
     
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    Luther
     
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    Won't be winning an Oscar in that case.
     
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    I really ****ing hope not
     
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    This Means War <laugh>
    Must've paid him a ****load for that one.
     
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  17. Gambol

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    He was very good in "Legend"
     
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    'Our Man Flint' knocks Bond into a cocked-hat.
     
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    Especially as Ronnie. 'Gonna bake me a cake?'
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Angelo Bruno: [to Reggie] I'm glad we could make a deal.
    [to Ronnie]

    Angelo Bruno: You should come to Philly some time. You see what you want ad we'll get it for you. Any shape any size. A nice Italian girl, huh?

    [Nudges Ronnie]

    Angelo Bruno: A little spaghetti and meatballs...?

    Ronald Kray: I prefer boys.

    Angelo Bruno: Come again? I didn't get that.

    Ronald Kray: I prefer boys. Italian. Greek.

    [the room goes quiet]

    Ronald Kray: But I'm not prejudiced, I've had Negroes. I even had Tahitian once, who I bent up like a pretzel, yeah, I really ****ing hurt him...

    [Am uncomfortable pause, Bruno suddenly bursts out laughing]

    Angelo Bruno: You got some ****ing balls on you, kid! That takes a lot of guts to admit that. Bravo, kiddo!

    [Looking around]

    Angelo Bruno: Huh? Am I right? Bravo!
     
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