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I was in a Chip shop the other week for a fish supper.

When I came out I had a look and there were only about 6 chips.

I went back in and asked "Is this fish fresh?"

"Yes" replied the serving wench.

"I thought so" says I, "Its eaten half my ****ing chips".
 
A brief nod and a polite answer if you ask them something (can we have a jug of water please/can you get the bill) is all I want when I eat out.

I do remember helping some confused tourists during the Olympics, they looked so ****ing grateful, they must have been wandering around the Tube for hours <laugh>

And that's the thing - if someone looks genuinely like they need some help i'll give It. I hate being harrassed by nosey, sorry,"friendly" natives and wouldn't want to do that myself
 
I was in a Chip shop the other week for a fish supper.

When I came out I had a look and there were only about 6 chips.

I went back in and asked "Is this fish fresh?"

"Yes" replied the serving wench.

"I thought so" says I, "Its eaten half my ****ing chips".
Then he punched her square on the nose as Mitch gathered his little wooden fork .
 
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And that's the thing - if someone looks genuinely like they need some help i'll give It. I hate being harrassed by nosey, sorry,"friendly" natives and wouldn't want to do that myself

You'd definitely get my vote. If you hurry up you can get it all sorted for the 2020 elections <ok>
 
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On time i was in a fish shop and the guy in front of me had a cod under his arm and asked the guy behind the counter if he had any fishcakes. The guy behind the counter said he was sorry, but he hadn't. Quick as a flash the guy in front of me pointed to the fish under his arm and said, "oh that's a shame, it's his birthday today" <party>
 
On time i was in a fish shop and the guy in front of me had a cod under his arm and asked the guy behind the counter if he had any fishcakes. The guy behind the counter said he was sorry, but he hadn't. Quick as a flash the guy in front of me pointed to the fish under his arm and said, "oh that's a shame, it's his birthday today" <party>
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