Army Envy

[HackerJack]

It's like penis envy for people who don't have 2 arms.

My mate almost got a blowie once pretending to not have arms, it was hilarious.

 

[SleepySpecialK]

My mate almost got a blowie once pretending to not have arms, it was hilarious.

Was he in the army?

 

[HackerJack]

No, but he told her they got blown off in Kosovo, his Mrs left him out of disgust and he hadn't had a **** in 6 months because of it.

 

[SleepySpecialK]

No, but he told her they got blown off in Kosovo, his Mrs left him out of disgust and he hadn't had a **** in 6 months because of it.

Good strategy, apart from the fact that she might have noticed he DID have arms I'm guessing?

 

[RAVENBLACK]

Was he in the army?

It's a little known fact that half the male army members are gay. The other half are liars.

Nothing wrong with that but they should be able to feel free to speak openly about it without being persecuted.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

People that I know who've been in the Armed Forces tend to start off proclaiming it as the greatest thing since sliced bread, but a few years later they're desperate to get out.

 

[VenomPD]

It's a little known fact that half the male army members are gay. The other half are liars.

Nothing wrong with that but they should be able to feel free to speak openly about it without being persecuted.

 

[Null]

I have Territorial Tremours

 

[SleepySpecialK]

The territorial army. Thank **** they're going to be taking on more responsibilities in future.

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[Kim Jong Il]

I have Territorial Tremours

nah thats LR

 

[VenomPD]

nah thats LR

AFGHANNN NOOO!!!

 

[Null]

nah thats LR

 

[barnsley_boy]

Good strategy, apart from the fact that she might have noticed he DID have arms I'm guessing?

Can we have an explination please as to how he even came close???

 

[Hugh Briss]

Seriously WTF is this all about?

I had not even heard of this term until just now. This has to be one of the most laughable terms I have heard in my life.

Do squaddies seriously think that us sane rational people are envious of them? Envious of what exactly? The ability to not be able to think for one's self and only be able to obey orders?

Dev used the term and really I expected better from someone that seems logical and level headed. Perhaps he was looking for an argument which is not really like him either.

Any clues as to "army envy"?

Perhaps they think we all want to get killed in the name of the United States claiming more oil? ...

 

[Billy Death]

It's a little known fact that half the male army members are gay. The other half are liars.

Nothing wrong with that but they should be able to feel free to speak openly about it without being persecuted.

A bit like the catholic clergy.

The other half being child ****ers.

 

[HackerJack]

Can we have an explination please as to how he even came close???

He had his arms inside his jumper behind his back and she'd drunk about 6 bottles of cheap vodka.

 

[monacoger]

He had his arms inside his jumper behind his back and she'd drunk about 6 bottles of cheap vodka.

Ingenious!

 

[barnsley_boy]

He had his arms inside his jumper behind his back and she'd drunk about 6 bottles of cheap vodka.

Dear oh dear!

 

[Null]

He had his arms inside his jumper behind his back and she'd drunk about 6 bottles of cheap vodka.

Was she comatose/dead, so he mouth raped her and he came up with that as a cover story!!

 

[SleepySpecialK]

Quick question. If she'd already drunk 6 bottles of cheap vodka why did he have to pretend to have no arms?

He must be some minger.