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Army Envy

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Jul 25, 2011.

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  1. HackerJack

    HackerJack Member

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    My mate almost got a blowie once pretending to not have arms, it was hilarious.
     
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    HackerJack, Jul 25, 2011
  2. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    Was he in the army?
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Jul 25, 2011
  3. HackerJack

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    No, but he told her they got blown off in Kosovo, his Mrs left him out of disgust and he hadn't had a **** in 6 months because of it.
     
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    HackerJack, Jul 25, 2011
  4. SleepySpecialK

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    Good strategy, apart from the fact that she might have noticed he DID have arms I'm guessing?
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Jul 25, 2011
  5. RAVENBLACK

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    It's a little known fact that half the male army members are gay. The other half are liars.

    Nothing wrong with that but they should be able to feel free to speak openly about it without being persecuted.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 25, 2011
  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    People that I know who've been in the Armed Forces tend to start off proclaiming it as the greatest thing since sliced bread, but a few years later they're desperate to get out.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 25, 2011

  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    VenomPD, Jul 25, 2011
  8. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I have Territorial Tremours
     
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    Null, Jul 25, 2011
  9. SleepySpecialK

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    The territorial army. Thank **** they're going to be taking on more responsibilities in future.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Jul 25, 2011
  10. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    nah thats LR <ok>
     
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  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    AFGHANNN NOOO!!!
     
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    VenomPD, Jul 25, 2011
  12. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>

    Can we have an explination please as to how he even came close??? <confused>
     
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    barnsley_boy, Jul 25, 2011
  14. Hugh Briss

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    Perhaps they think we all want to get killed in the name of the United States claiming more oil? <whistle>...
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jul 25, 2011
  15. Billy Death

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    A bit like the catholic clergy.

    The other half being child ****ers.
     
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    Billy Death, Jul 26, 2011
  16. HackerJack

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    He had his arms inside his jumper behind his back and she'd drunk about 6 bottles of cheap vodka.
     
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    HackerJack, Jul 26, 2011
  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Ingenious!
     
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    monacoger, Jul 26, 2011
  18. barnsley_boy

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    <laugh>

    Dear oh dear! <doh>
     
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    barnsley_boy, Jul 26, 2011
  19. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <doh>
    Was she comatose/dead, so he mouth raped her and he came up with that as a cover story!!
     
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    Null, Jul 26, 2011
  20. SleepySpecialK

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    Quick question. If she'd already drunk 6 bottles of cheap vodka why did he have to pretend to have no arms?

    He must be some minger.
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Jul 26, 2011
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