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Rover metro 100 long mot 1.1 retro classic fanny magnet lowered stanced modified
Sandwell, West Midlands £350.00

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Inside is filthy and seats have stains from all the young benefits backed, big gold hooped earrings, kappa track suit clad punnani, you know the type of lass that would get fingered for flump, that this baller has been banging round the back of the local high rise flats in this modified basket case. <laugh>

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Des Head said:
There's 5 Mondays this February.
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There's always one .......... I was gonna go tell the wife this wonderful snippet and you've **** right on my strawberries ........ AND we ain't got Rhodes either, thank you Des ........ ****ing Leap Years!
 
spesupersydera said:
There's always one .......... I was gonna go tell the wife this wonderful snippet and you've **** right on my strawberries ........ AND we ain't got Rhodes either, thank you Des ........ ****ing Leap Years!
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Sorry.

Furthermore, when it isn't a leap year, there's always four of each day in February. It's 28 days (4 weeks) long!
 
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Des Head said:
Sorry.

Furthermore, when it isn't a leap year, there's always four of each day in February. It's 28 days (4 weeks) long!
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The moment's gone mate, I'd have told her ........ she'd have known anyways ....... you don't need Google if you've got my Mrs, she knows EVERYTHING :emoticon-0127-lipss
 
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I've just watched a gang of these - Long Tailed Tit - arrive into the Japonica in my front garden. First one, then two, three and up to ten - twelve. Then they drift away, one-by-one, to another possible source of food.

One of my favourite birds.

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Dr.Stanley O'Google said:
I've just watched a gang of these - Long Tailed Tit - arrive into the Japonica in my front garden. First one, then two, three and up to ten - twelve. Then they drift away, one-by-one, to another possible source of food.

One of my favourite birds.

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Other than blue, great and marsh tits, sparrows and robins, the most exciting bird we've had on the feeder is the greater spotted woodpecker. We do get a lot of Red Kites cruising over the garden and they've taken some rabbits that I chucked over the fence. Beautiful birds. I'm trying to tame some crows, they're clever bastards. Feed them and they will come.
 
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Des Head said:
Other than blue, great and marsh tits, sparrows and robins, the most exciting bird we've had on the feeder is the greater spotted woodpecker. We do get a lot of Red Kites cruising over the garden and they've taken some rabbits that I chucked over the fence. Beautiful birds. I'm trying to tame some crows, they're clever bastards. Feed them and they will come.
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Yesterday,driving back from an appointment with a specialist, I left the main road and followed the small back roads. At one spot, a Tawny Owl flew out of a wood and crossed the lane ahead of me.
 
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