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originallambrettaman said:
And they say the German's don't have a sense of humour...

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They do have a sense of humour.

Just not a very funny one.


The traffic warden that nicked me in Cologne last month was a hoot.

His colleague waved me into a parking bay.

With an illuminous yellow plastic baton.

As soon as I'd turned my engine off his mate issued me a €60 on the spot fine.


He was in hysterics as he explained that I wasn't displaying the correct permit and no exceptions could be made.

He nearly pissed himself when I told him that I'd parked there the previous year with no problems.

Tears were rolling down his cheeks as he informed me that the rules had changed a few months earlier and it was my responsibility to be aware of all changes.

Even though I don't actually live in the country.


****ing Gemanic parking enforcement Gestapo double act.

Twat and Twatter they're called.

Laugh a ****ing minute.
 
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Ernie Shackleton said:
They do have a sense of humour.

Just not a very funny one.


The traffic warden that nicked me in Cologne last month was a hoot.

His colleague waved me into a parking bay.

With an illuminous yellow plastic baton.

As soon as I'd turned my engine off his mate issued me a €60 on the spot fine.


He was in hysterics as he explained that I wasn't displaying the correct permit and no exceptions could be made.

He nearly pissed himself when I told him that I'd parked there the previous year with no problems.

Tears were rolling down his cheeks as he informed me that the rules had changed a few months earlier and it was my responsibility to be aware of all changes.

Even though I don't actually live in the country.


****ing Gemanic parking enforcement Gestapo double act.

Twat and Twatter they're called.


Laugh a ****ing minute.
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Sound like a couple of Kuntz Ern.
 
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Ernie Shackleton said:
They do have a sense of humour.

Just not a very funny one.


The traffic warden that nicked me in Cologne last month was a hoot.

His colleague waved me into a parking bay.

With an illuminous yellow plastic baton.

As soon as I'd turned my engine off his mate issued me a €60 on the spot fine.


He was in hysterics as he explained that I wasn't displaying the correct permit and no exceptions could be made.

He nearly pissed himself when I told him that I'd parked there the previous year with no problems.

Tears were rolling down his cheeks as he informed me that the rules had changed a few months earlier and it was my responsibility to be aware of all changes.

Even though I don't actually live in the country.


****ing Gemanic parking enforcement Gestapo double act.

Twat and Twatter they're called.

Laugh a ****ing minute.
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Whilst serving in Germany I got pulled over.

60DM fine.

I only had 2 50s.

The coppers just laughed, waved someone else over, who happened to pay in 3 20s. Sent him off. Gave me my change.

Made me laugh tbh.
 
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