I'm sure it won't be a 50 years wait for us to win the league again, as was your case in 2004, so in comparison, our current run without winning the league is nothing when compared to Chelski, with 5 decades without a bloody league win. But silly me, I forgot I was dealing with another plastic Chelski fan who jumped onboard the bandwagon in 2005 and believes that history started in 2005, and everything else before that didnt exist, I mean if 11 years without a league makes us a laughing stock, what the **** does 50 years without a league make you? It makes you the ******ed clown who's been bum annihilated by 30 elephants and then dragged by your balls around the circus arena by a chimpanzee.
And yeah, you're the champions of England, and currently mid-table, fighting to avoid relegation, enjoy the label champions, won't last long only a few more months, and then you'll officially be mid-table Chelski, back to where you belong and where you always were,

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