Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

@Red Hadron Collider

 

makes sense. the little pooper rarely wipes... runs about with his jocks around his ankles after and all... he's regressed i think ... he could poo in the toilet at 1.5 years but since he got mischievous he thinks its funny to act like this.

I think it wears off after 5 years.

 

My two eldest were exactly the same, still occasionally find one of them have left a present

 

If tv is on they can't be bothered.

My girl has learned to us sky remote to pause while pooping.. much more sedate.

 

Again, two eldest do that too (but Virgin remote)

 

How olds he?

 

To be fair occasionally find one in the toilets at work still where someone hasn't flushed properly!

Normally it's where someone has shoved 8 rolls of paper down the loo and blocked it though. Tens to use to disabled one for ****s though, far roomier and bit more private.

 

Some people are disgusting. I won't leave the toilet until I know its all gone!

 

3 years old.

 

Totally agree.

Yesterday I walked out of downstairs ones due to smell.. I got to first door in and turned round before second door in...

Went upstairs to the smaller ones and they were cleaned and nobody in call rooms had decimated them.

The disabled ones for sure are best.

At my old placentre of work we did executive toilets down one end for sales guys who set up briefly there. All the directors were down other end of the hall so went downstairs so I had my own private throne room for about 3 years.

If I was a director of a company or senior manager I'd demand ensuite in my office

 

People are worse and dirtier than animals

 

some are for sure.

Whispers.... i work where theres also a call centre... I find some europeans are absolutely rotten.... not sure which country this guy is from but i think there's one guy at work who coats the toilet then leaves the lid down so the next person lifts it and finds a surprise... the bastard... a proper bastard.

Way back i remember one person **** on the lid of a toilet for the cleaners to find. Our facility manager was SO upset he went down and cleaned it himself cos the girls shouldn't have to.... thats a gentleman right there.

 

We have a lot of Asians and what they tend to do is cost the seat with tissue paper because they don't like to sit on the actual seat for hygiene reasons... Fair enough. But usually what it means is they then shove it al down the loo at once blocks

 

****ing ****tards both. Yeah the latter did the right thing there

 

In the states they have disposable plastic covers that a machine disposes of and changes to a new one when it senses a new arse near the seat so you don't have to do the tissue coating thing, if that's your thing

 

I imagine you standing there just looking at your watch after every flush.

 

Like I give a **** how long it takes #gettingpaid

 

I've not seen that anywhere.

We have the flushable preshaped paper seat covers that are really uncomfortable. I use toilet paper even when those preshaped paper covers are available.

My wife's uncle is a dermatologist and says he has seen numerous toilet-seat shaped rashes on people's bottoms. You can get skin infections from sharing toilet seats. Might not be common but happens.

 

I've seen plastic ones that rotate round and SAY they are new material.

I've seen the paper seat ones.

 

What a bunch of ****ing fannies