I don't think it's a slur on your home town at all. I think it's bizarre that you claim to be Mr Pro Hull but then you prefer to live somewhere else. Surely if you were so in love with the place then you'd live there?
Whats 'arsecunt' about that? I genuinely don't get it. It's like continually saying "I love Woman A, she's the best in the world, I'm so proud of her and she's definitely the one for me. Plus I can have her if I want but instead i'll choose Wonan B, who I never talk about ever".
I wanted my family to live in a small village, Hull isn't one, what don't you understand about that?
In addition, my kids went to school in Pocklington and I didn't fancy adding sixty miles a day to dropping them off there. All my family and friends live around here, along with my kids friends, other than many of their school friends who lived in York. There's also the rather fundamental issue of there not being any properties like mine in Hull, if you want a large detached property with land in Hull, you're a bit ****ed, as there aren't any.
Your analogy is ****, but to run with it, I'm already with Woman A and she wants to live in Cave.
Where I currently live has absolutely no bearing on my love for my home city and you're definitely being an arsecunt.