Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

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Just found some ancient Christmas crackers in the loft and thought I'd test one to see if they were OK.

It banged when we pulled it and the gift was good but the joke was so old it could've been written by Mr RAWhite.

"Why do tiaras only cost 2 shillings & sixpence?"

"Because they're half a crown." <doh>
 
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Just found some ancient Christmas crackers in the loft and thought I'd test one to see if they were OK.

It banged when we pulled it and the gift was good but the joke was so old it could've been written by Mr RAWhite.

"Why do tiaras only cost 2 shillings & sixpence?"

"Because they're half a crown." <doh>
I liked that one..<laugh>
 
Just found some ancient Christmas crackers in the loft and thought I'd test one to see if they were OK.

It banged when we pulled it and the gift was good but the joke was so old it could've been written by Mr RAWhite.

"Why do tiaras only cost 2 shillings & sixpence?"

"Because they're half a crown." <doh>
No short change with your gags marra..In for a penny in for a pound..
 
I just googled Sunderland Christmas cards and it came up mate..<ok>

Cheers RAW. I'm guessing it may not sell too many cards around the town, but for guys living away like me, or just me in particular, it hits the spot.

If I got that through the post from one of my cousins, I think I'd get a bit emotional.

I miss the north east this time of year more than any other.
 
I have just been watching my sons playing the FIFA online football game, and I have to say that the atmosphere at the SOL is electric...I wish it was like this in real life..