Ignore him ... ****s a ****
Ignore him ... ****s a ****
Emptied my pockets = ghaped arsehole
Been mugged once. Mugged in the lightest sense, was so pissed I couldn't walk and some fella came up to me and emptied my pockets.
The day I get anally taken advantage of, is the day you finish a salad without the lashings of Mayo and haggis.Emptied my pockets = ghaped arsehole
I think this thread has legs once you mention incompetent drivingMaybe he got whiplash because he performed a strenuous "double take" at the shear scale of the blundering offender's woefully incompetent driving ability??

TricycleSome **** nicked my bike. Three times.
^^^^I think this thread has legs once you mention incompetent driving
staying out of the gay stuff

At least he kept giving it back to you.Some **** nicked my bike. Three times.
I hate petty thieves.At least he kept giving it back to you.
Do they call it a "stretch" because that's what can happen to your sphincter?I hate petty thieves.
My old ma used to say to me "If you're going to steal something, make sure it's something big". That's why I'm doing a sixteen stretch in Parkhurst.
6 to 10 goatseDo they call it a "stretch" because that's what can happen to your sphincter?
Bastards in car phone warehouse tried to charge me £19.99 for a charger for my S3. Had no hesitation in calling the cops, but they never ****ing showed up.
I was a victim of robbery and was actually pronounced dead after being shot 8 times in the head.
Luckily I made a full recovery. A miracle.