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Has anyone ever been the victim of a crime?

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  1. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Sorry to hear that T.

    The best way to get over trauma like that is to have lots of sex. :D

    <smooch>
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I've been chibbed a good few times
     
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  3. Shawswood

    Shawswood Well-Known Member

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    I'm routinely overcharged for beer; that's a crime, right?
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Did they knock your back light out too?
     
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  5. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh>

    Ok, not just crime, but any sort of kicking will do.
     
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  6. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Why didn't you run over to the knife drawer, open it and retrieve your testicles?
     
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  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Hoose screwed by a teenaged junky when I was a student.
     
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  8. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Was stoned off my tits and melted to the seat. Clearly some of us aren't hard ****s like you <doh>
     
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  9. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Bottled in a bar - still pretty


    Attempted slash with razors blades - same bar, different occasion, he missed


    Battle vs 6 or so neds on a bus that resulted in a valiant stalemate - go Mindy


    School bag nicked from front door - honest sir
     
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  10. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    See, I knew you were a hard **** <ok>
     
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  11. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Who was it Clouseau and Cato?
     
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  12. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I'm a lucky ****
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Got battered **** out of in Great Yarmouth when I was a teen.

    Ma hoose got broken into once. Well, ma garage did. They nicked a steam washer and two suit cases. A neighbour saw them and they got nicked walking up the hill claiming they were going their holidays <laugh>

    That's about it really.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...or just a ****.
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    My Mum's shed just got broken into just before Xmas...

    They stole a BBQ (worth £30 new), a spade and an old scooter! They never picked up the huge bag of tools ... <doh>
     
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  16. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Hope you get worms
     
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  17. Patience

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    ****'s a steam washer, Gambol?
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    One of them power pressure thingies. She used it to clean the monoblock. Ah never used it.
     
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    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Ah right you are, thought it was something for clothes <doh>
     
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  20. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Picture the scene - Walking down the street, earphones in and not a care in the world.

    Then you turn roon just at the last second and 5 gypsies have jamp out the back of a transit and proceed to kick your **** in.

    And to top it all off when I went to buy some smokes at the garage I was next to - looking like a dawn of the dead extra. The ****ing 16 year old bint behind the counter (whos just watched all this unfold) has the cheek to ask you for ID.

    I was ****ing fuming.
     
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