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Has anyone ever been the victim of a crime?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Patience, Jan 14, 2014.

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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Ignore him ... ****s a ****
     
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    Null, Dec 10, 2015
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Emptied my pockets = ghaped arsehole
     
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    Null, Dec 10, 2015
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    The day I get anally taken advantage of, is the day you finish a salad without the lashings of Mayo and haggis.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Dec 10, 2015
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  4. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I think this thread has legs once you mention incompetent driving<laugh>

    staying out of the gay stuff
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Dec 10, 2015
  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Some **** nicked my bike. Three times.
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Tricycle
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^<ok>
     
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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    At least he kept giving it back to you.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Dec 10, 2015
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  9. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I hate petty thieves.

    My old ma used to say to me "If you're going to steal something, make sure it's something big". That's why I'm doing a sixteen stretch in Parkhurst.
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Do they call it a "stretch" because that's what can happen to your sphincter?
     
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  11. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    6 to 10 goatse
     
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  12. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Arnold Peralta?
     
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  13. monacoger

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    Saw that earlier, was he shot dead?
     
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  14. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Yes.
     
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  15. monacoger

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    Ok.
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Bastards in car phone warehouse tried to charge me £19.99 for a charger for my S3. Had no hesitation in calling the cops, but they never ****ing showed up.
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Probably because your phone was out of charge.
     
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  18. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    I was a victim of robbery and was actually pronounced dead after being shot 8 times in the head.

    Luckily I made a full recovery. A miracle.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Dec 15, 2015
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  20. monacoger

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