Somebodys pinched my sombrero
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A lady agreed to go out with me after I bought her a bottle of tonic water.That's the polite way to bang a lady.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
A lady agreed to go out with me after I bought her a bottle of tonic water.That's the polite way to bang a lady.
Ho, ho, ho,**** off
More corn than the Green Giant![]()
Santa says you should get the sack for that oneHo, ho, ho,
No chance..I have a clause in my contract..Santa says you should get the sack for that one
You big pussy cat you!No chance..I have a clause in my contract..
Have you got any lynx to support this statement?You big pussy cat you!
Have you got any lynx to support this statement?
You cub be right mate..A lack of proof would suggest that he's lion.
Let's just paws before making any decisions on this oneYou cub be right mate..
Let's just paws before making any decisions on this one
Yep, he's hammered it home.
I'd rather go to Dunkin Donuts

Not me I'm in a haze.isn't Duncan the new name foe purple?
I wonder who gets what this post is all about?![]()
Not me I'm in a haze.
The views a bit better from the Watch Tower.