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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh>

    I just said I was a girl and the person left! Disgusted.
     
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  2. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I'm jealous. I'm at work and can't do any of this <grr>
     
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I'm **** at it. I get some dirty ***s who I can't troll.
     
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  4. Natchrawldry

    Natchrawldry Active Member

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    You: hi
    Stranger: hey
    You: take it up the ****ter?
    Stranger: lol
    You: i'll take that as a yes, we seem to be bonding
    Stranger: okay sure
    Stranger: babe
    You: im here again
    You: im back again
    You: whoooo ooohhhh
    You: babe
    Stranger: yes?
    You: im here again
    You: im back again etc
    Stranger: what?
    You: jason is my fav
    You: urs?
    Stranger: what?
    You: how bout you?
    Stranger: who is jason?
    You: haha good one
    Stranger: lol
    You: what was your fav vid?
    Stranger: what is vid?
    You: video you ****ing sap
    Stranger: aha
    Stranger: i dont know his name
    You: morten i think
    You: lovely hair
    Stranger: maybe
    You: **** me you're dull
    Stranger: r u m or f?
    You: f 19
    You: big tits
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  5. -jordan-

    -jordan- Guest

    Stranger: hey there
    You: hi
    Stranger: asl please?
    You: 24 f ny
    You: u
    Stranger: 22 male minnesota
    Stranger: how are you doing?
    You: u got a cam?
    You: im fine ty
    Stranger: im doing well
    Stranger: yes i do have a cam
    Stranger: why?
    You: j/w thats all
    You: whats ur name
    Stranger: Lance
    Stranger: Yours?
    You: jordan
    You: nice name
    Stranger: nice to meet you jordan
    Stranger: any chance you would want to trade a pic or two? ;)
    You: im not a member on here how do i do it?
    Stranger: well go to tinypic.com
    Stranger: and upload a photo
    Stranger: super easy
    Stranger: then you can copy and paste the link they have for you
    Stranger: and then you paste it in here
    You: ok gimme a min
    Stranger: okay
    Stranger: naughty or nice pics? ;)
    Stranger: you pick
    Stranger: don't be shy
    You: lol youll make me blush
    You: sorry 1 min
    Stranger: take your time
    You: http://tinypic.com/r/w2gi11/7
    Stranger: oh really? :p
    Stranger: is that you?
    You: yeah
    Stranger: are you male or female?
    You: both
    Stranger: huh?
    Stranger: http://tinypic.com/r/2zee4r8/7
    You: small
    Stranger: so may i please have a real pic of you?
    You: no
    Stranger: asl please?
    You: im going to post that pic around walls in minne
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  6. Welcome to the North

    Welcome to the North Active Member

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    This one went a little better...

    Still **** though.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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  8. Calatron

    Calatron Active Member

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    The Kim korean one actually made me piss myself out loud can't beat Herro, my misses looked at me in shame and disgust what has my life come to laughing on a football forum of a South Korean Dictator impersonator in a chat room with a young Korean ah well could be worse could be Toby.
    Keep up good work Kim
     
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  9. -jordan-

    -jordan- Guest

    Stranger: hey
    You: hiii asl
    Stranger: 24 m cali
    Stranger: u?
    You: 14 f ny
    Stranger: cool!
    You: yeah i like it
    Stranger: soooo
    You: wuts ur name?
    Stranger: matthew
    Stranger: u?
    You: nice name!
    You: jordan
    Stranger: lol i have a friend called jordan
    You: really? that's awesome
    Stranger: what do you look like?
    You: brown hair, blue eyes, slim and about 5'4
    You: i'm short haha
    Stranger: big things come in small packages lol!
    You: lol, you? pic?
    Stranger: i only have over 18 pics sorry
    You: oh
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: soooooo
    Stranger: you there?
    You: yeah i'm here
    You: so u going to send them?
    Stranger: the pics?
    You: yeah
    You: u dont have to its okay
    Stranger: i will
    You: cool
    Stranger: are you sure?
    You: just send them pleeeasssseeeeeeeeee
    Stranger: okay bare with me
    You: okay
    You: hi, i'm chris hansen from dateline nbc
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    <laugh>

    and thats all im doing for tonight
     
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  10. Natchrawldry

    Natchrawldry Active Member

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    Not sure I'm cut out for this -

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hiya
    Stranger: hey m or f
    You: why?
    Stranger: so a now if am talkin to a m or a f lol
    Stranger: know
    You: oh right, m
    You: u?
    Stranger: m
    You: do you smoke on the pipe?
    Stranger: i smoke weed pipes
    You: no no, the penis pipe?
    You: :)
    Stranger: hell no
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  11. Calatron

    Calatron Active Member

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Herro

    Stranger: Hey, 15 female and super horny..in need of some sex chat ;) x

    You: Wow young enought I suppose

    Stranger: I'm fingering myself now baby

    You: I am liking that what you do................I am typing stuff

    Stranger: Talk to me

    Stranger: Help me cum

    You: Ok how about the weather?

    You: come where?

    Stranger: Make me rrallli horny

    You: As in the song

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
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  12. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. Welcome to the North

    Welcome to the North Active Member

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    <laugh>

    You should of waited and then said you had reported him to the police <laugh>
     
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  14. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    My manager is wondering what I'm laughing at
     
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  15. Calatron

    Calatron Active Member

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: Hey, 16 m usa. Looking for 15 f NJ

    You: 15 F NY

    Stranger: darnn haha

    Stranger: you got a camera?

    Stranger: (WI)

    You: sure have

    Stranger: would you be willing to take pics (not necessarily nudes) of yourself in return for w/e you want from me?

    You: Of course young padiwan, now first I want you to sign up to Not606.com and find someone called Toby and call him a Homosexual because it's funny and then just abuse him

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  16. Leon Bessi

    Leon Bessi Active Member

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    Stranger: hey

    You: hiya

    Stranger: asl?

    You: 56 f germany

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    he DC.
     
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  17. -jordan-

    -jordan- Guest

    <laugh>poor toby
     
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  18. Natchrawldry

    Natchrawldry Active Member

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Toby?

    Stranger: yes!

    You: Gay as **** then?

    Stranger: oh yes

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  19. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  20. Calatron

    Calatron Active Member

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    Stranger: hi

    You: why

    Stranger: How are you ?

    You: Really bad My name is Toby and people keep picking on me

    You: I feel like ending it

    Stranger: No stay a little longer

    You: why there is nothing to live for everyone mocks me

    You: my dad beats me with a sock full of pennies

    Stranger: are you serious ?

    You: No Toby who's Cyrius

    Stranger: Nice. I feel better

    You: why

    Stranger: I think you are joking

    You: why cos my name is Toby?

    Stranger: No. You are different from all of them

    Stranger: I feel somenthing intelligent coming from you

    You: Really that's what my Ma says shame she ran away with a black man, but maybe if you sign up to Not606.com we could become friends and debate

    Stranger: Wish to know more about you first

    You: Ok I like Politics and irritating people, I quite fancy my sister when I see her feet now about we become buddys pal and stand up to those bullies

    Stranger: You deserve to get bullied you fuking *** go kill yourself sick dude

    You: Huth??


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