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You wish. First youd need money. Lots.


Then meat. But being a ****ing veggie. She will laugh at you


Chomps on a rib eye then licks a japs eye..

Best stick with ys fattys.

 

And she's engaged to an unknown dude with ****ty tattoos. An Attention whore, yeah, but she doesn't seem that full of herself.

 

Ahh. Wid.

 

Off course. But you'd probably stick a ginger wig on her.

 

Rumours of a huge training ground bust up between Maclaren and players. Anyone heard any details?

 

Where did you hear this Obi?

 

Well Nev, with me being so huuuuge, news like this just gravigates towards me.

 

Theres a thread on the smb about it
With a link to the article.

On me phone so cant be arsed to find it again.

 

Cheers

 

From the reports I have read this looks like good news and exactly what some of them need!!

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/spor...-happened-newcastle-uniteds-training-10504033

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...d-exchanges-as-Steve-McClaren-fury-grows.html

 

Is anyone doing a matchday thread this week by the way???

 

Yes, I vote for Nev

 

I hope nobody has been working hard behind the scenes to prepare one or they'll be really pissed off its been gazumped by that effort!

 

Be funnier if i did one for you lot.

 

You should do that one week!

 

Yeah would be good to get a 'neutral' view.

 

I'll get some tips of funky. He is the master of matchday threads.

Then throw them away and do it my way.

Imagine the carnage with pics of boyer/dyer etc

Be funny as **** mind.

 

Do it Com!