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Are you both high?

Have you seen this phat ****ing ass?

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That's some untidy work on thatt staircase. You'd think she could afford better workmanship.
 
Remind you of anyone?
The force is with this one...... (That is the force of gravity).

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A boy from a family in Newcastle is said to be ‘getting better’ after complications arising from him asking to turn the heating on.

Tom Kennedy, 9, said, “I don’t remember exactly what happened.”

“I vaguely remember mentioning I was sort of cold while walking past the thermostat – not that I definitely wanted to turn it on of course, I’m not a girl. I was just going to the kitchen for a brew.”

“Next thing I remember is waking up in hospital with half a glass ashtray sticking out of my head.”

“My own fault, really, dad always said bad things would happen if I went near the heating. Now I know that he meant a ghost would lob a glass object at my skull.”

Tom’s father said “dunno what he’s making such a fuss about. I used to get hit by ashtrays all the time when I were a lad.”

“Puts hairs on your chest; and God knows he could do with some, he’s always banging on about wanting to buy a ‘coat’, whatever that is.”

“Don’t trust these doctors anyway. All the lad needs is a bandage and some cheese on toast."
 
Can't eat kebab mate I'm a vegetarian lol.

Have you ever thought about steroids?

You seem very shallow but want the look.

A liad of dianabols would get you started. If you are that way inclined.

I wouldnt recomed them. But if you want to look like a muscluar freak. Thats where to start.
 
Have you ever thought about steroids?

You seem very shallow but want the look.

A liad of dianabols would get you started. If you are that way inclined.

I wouldnt recomed them. But if you want to look like a muscluar freak. Thats where to start.

Rofl wtf? How has me talking about being a vegetarian led to a discussion about steroids to get ripped and me being shallow?