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Shearer's ebar

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ToonSi, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. Obi Wan

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    That's some untidy work on thatt staircase. You'd think she could afford better workmanship.
     
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  2. Obi Wan

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    Verrry sure. Ruff, ruff.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Id bone it.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Remind you of anyone?
    The force is with this one...... (That is the force of gravity).

     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Of course they are real <whistle>
     
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  6. Obi Wan

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    Mitro, I think Nev wants to se the,. In fact, he NEEDS to see them
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I've sorted this now Obi, I don't want anyone missing out on this material. I paid big bucks for the real deal.
     
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  8. Obi Wan

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    <laugh>

    Fixed <ok>
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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  10. Sweats

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    A boy from a family in Newcastle is said to be ‘getting better’ after complications arising from him asking to turn the heating on.

    Tom Kennedy, 9, said, “I don’t remember exactly what happened.”

    “I vaguely remember mentioning I was sort of cold while walking past the thermostat – not that I definitely wanted to turn it on of course, I’m not a girl. I was just going to the kitchen for a brew.”

    “Next thing I remember is waking up in hospital with half a glass ashtray sticking out of my head.”

    “My own fault, really, dad always said bad things would happen if I went near the heating. Now I know that he meant a ghost would lob a glass object at my skull.”

    Tom’s father said “dunno what he’s making such a fuss about. I used to get hit by ashtrays all the time when I were a lad.”

    “Puts hairs on your chest; and God knows he could do with some, he’s always banging on about wanting to buy a ‘coat’, whatever that is.”

    “Don’t trust these doctors anyway. All the lad needs is a bandage and some cheese on toast."
     
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  11. Darth Plagueis

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    Not drank in 2 weeks. Been eating healthy and working out most days.

    Time for a vodka to reward myself.
     
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  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    and a kebab!!
     
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  13. Darth Plagueis

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    Can't eat kebab mate I'm a vegetarian lol.
     
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  14. Rum & Black for 2

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    And what's that got to do with takeaway kebabs?
     
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  15. Commachio

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    Have you ever thought about steroids?

    You seem very shallow but want the look.

    A liad of dianabols would get you started. If you are that way inclined.

    I wouldnt recomed them. But if you want to look like a muscluar freak. Thats where to start.
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Does it work with penis length too?
    Obi was asking thats all.
     
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  17. Commachio

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    I am led to believe it does have an effect. But if you have 14 inches like Obi. You can afford to lose sn inch ot two before the boys notice a difference.
     
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  18. Darth Plagueis

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    Rofl wtf? How has me talking about being a vegetarian led to a discussion about steroids to get ripped and me being shallow?
     
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  19. Commachio

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    It was late on a sat night
     
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  20. Darth Plagueis

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    Jessica nigri from youtube.


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