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commachio1 said:
What about sarnies.

What is the ultimate combo to nake the perfect sarnie?

Cue the bacon and hp.
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Bacon sarnies are the god of sandwiches, they are the Manchester United of sandwiches.

This discussion is essentially, what is the second best sandwich, and for me it comes from the same animal...

My mum makes honey-glazed ham every Christmas, a massive slab of the stuff. It also helps that my step dad was a baker in his early years and he makes awesome bread, few pickles, some mustard. Smash it.
 
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Make your mind up, Terry . . . . are bacon sammidges the god of sammidges (Real Madrid) or the 'United ones <doh>

<whistle>

My favourite cold sammidge is breaded ham, peas pudding and beetroot . . . . in a fresh bun (or bunwich) :emoticon-0142-happy
My favourite hot sammidge is a dangerous bacon one (bacon, of course, with a perfectly cooked (runny) fried egg to provide the danger) with a small, but decent, amount of HP sauce :emoticon-0142-happy
 
Typical_Juan said:
Bacon sarnies are the god of sandwiches, they are the Manchester United of sandwiches.
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We all know Prawns are the manchester united of sandwiches
Agreed bacon is number one , i also like chicken and bacon together, and to lower the tone also enjoy corned beef and raw onion,
Just had Burger King home delivery, turned up 6 minutes after I called them,
 
Gordon Armstrong said:
My favourite hot sammidge is a dangerous bacon one (bacon, of course, with a perfectly cooked (runny) fried egg to provide the danger) with a small, but decent, amount of HP sauce :emoticon-0142-happy
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On late nights out used to be a little cafe that used to cut a french stick into 3 , and feel it with egg bacon and sausage
 
Gordon Armstrong said:
Make your mind up, Terry . . . . are bacon sammidges the god of sammidges (Real Madrid) or the 'United ones <doh>

<whistle>

My favourite cold sammidge is breaded ham, peas pudding and beetroot . . . . in a fresh bun (or bunwich) :emoticon-0142-happy
My favourite hot sammidge is a dangerous bacon one (bacon, of course, with a perfectly cooked (runny) fried egg to provide the danger) with a small, but decent, amount of HP sauce :emoticon-0142-happy
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They'd have chorizo in them if they were Real Madrid sandwiches.

United are top of the tree now, the richest, most famous, most followed club in the world... bacon is more United than Los Meringues.
 
Bastards here do a banana ketchup, and for some reason its red in colour, but sickly and sweet, found out the first time I covered my burger in it by mistake
 
BalesBalls said:
We all know Prawns are the manchester united of sandwiches
Agreed bacon is number one , i also like chicken and bacon together, and to lower the tone also enjoy corned beef and raw onion,
Just had Burger King home delivery, turned up 6 minutes after I called them,
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Ha Ha Ha how original.

Cheaper season tickets than Spurs, what do you get in terms of value for money? Your dearest season ticket is twice ours and you barely compete for any trophy.

£795 minimum to watch Harry Kane and co finish 6th, awesome.
 
Anyone like tongue? No you perv's, ox-tongue!

I was offered a whole ox-tongue down the local last night, not from the cow, the cow's dead!!!!

Would anyone here know what to do with a whole, raw ox tongue, coz I sure as hell didn't!!
 
Blunham Mackem said:
Anyone like tongue? No you perv's, ox-tongue!

I was offered a whole ox-tongue down the local last night, not from the cow, the cow's dead!!!!

Would anyone here know what to do with a whole, raw ox tongue, coz I sure as hell didn't!!
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Tongue Pie.

Tongue hairy pie.
 
A bacon sarny is the king of sarnies! No arguments or other suggestions accepted!! Thats just a fact of life! Accept it or leave the room!
 
Typical_Juan said:
Ha Ha Ha how original.

Cheaper season tickets than Spurs, what do you get in terms of value for money? Your dearest season ticket is twice ours and you barely compete for any trophy.

£795 minimum to watch Harry Kane and co finish 6th, awesome.
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Have manu downgraded to Cucumber sandwiches now Ferguson has gone ?
 
Typical_Juan said:
Streaky/Normal? Crispy/soft?

Pigs in blankets are my favourite Xmas food. I could eat them all day.
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Really lean, thick rashers in toasted seeded/whole bread (white bread is the devils food). Brown sauce, not ketchup, fried egg an optional extra!

And definitely not mustard - we've had that said here before and we now have a contract out on him for the mere suggestion!
 
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Keep this football crap of this thread.

Pies and sarnies are much more important than how much a season ticket costs.
 
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