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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Bacon sarnies are the god of sandwiches, they are the Manchester United of sandwiches.

    This discussion is essentially, what is the second best sandwich, and for me it comes from the same animal...

    My mum makes honey-glazed ham every Christmas, a massive slab of the stuff. It also helps that my step dad was a baker in his early years and he makes awesome bread, few pickles, some mustard. Smash it.
     
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  2. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    Make your mind up, Terry . . . . are bacon sammidges the god of sammidges (Real Madrid) or the 'United ones <doh>

    <whistle>

    My favourite cold sammidge is breaded ham, peas pudding and beetroot . . . . in a fresh bun (or bunwich) :emoticon-0142-happy
    My favourite hot sammidge is a dangerous bacon one (bacon, of course, with a perfectly cooked (runny) fried egg to provide the danger) with a small, but decent, amount of HP sauce :emoticon-0142-happy
     
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    We all know Prawns are the manchester united of sandwiches
    Agreed bacon is number one , i also like chicken and bacon together, and to lower the tone also enjoy corned beef and raw onion,
    Just had Burger King home delivery, turned up 6 minutes after I called them,
     
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  4. BalesBalls

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    On late nights out used to be a little cafe that used to cut a french stick into 3 , and feel it with egg bacon and sausage
     
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  5. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    I started to watch a programme on Sky last night about ways to make red sauce, but I had to go out and missed it :emoticon-0101-sadsm

    It's alright, though, 'cos when I got back I found it on ketchup tv <whistle>

    <sorry>

    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    They'd have chorizo in them if they were Real Madrid sandwiches.

    United are top of the tree now, the richest, most famous, most followed club in the world... bacon is more United than Los Meringues.
     
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    Bastards here do a banana ketchup, and for some reason its red in colour, but sickly and sweet, found out the first time I covered my burger in it by mistake
     
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  8. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    Even more so than Sunderland A.F.C., Terry ?

    Give ower, man <doh>
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Ha Ha Ha how original.

    Cheaper season tickets than Spurs, what do you get in terms of value for money? Your dearest season ticket is twice ours and you barely compete for any trophy.

    £795 minimum to watch Harry Kane and co finish 6th, awesome.
     
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  10. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Anyone like tongue? No you perv's, ox-tongue!

    I was offered a whole ox-tongue down the local last night, not from the cow, the cow's dead!!!!

    Would anyone here know what to do with a whole, raw ox tongue, coz I sure as hell didn't!!
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You put peas and pudding in yours. <spew>
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Tongue Pie.

    Tongue hairy pie.
     
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  13. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    A bacon sarny is the king of sarnies! No arguments or other suggestions accepted!! Thats just a fact of life! Accept it or leave the room!
     
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    I take it the last one is from Readers Wives food page?
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Streaky/Normal? Crispy/soft?

    Pigs in blankets are my favourite Xmas food. I could eat them all day.
     
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    Have manu downgraded to Cucumber sandwiches now Ferguson has gone ?
     
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    Tongue hairy sister pie. Sorry Crumble... Not hairy sister crumble, it's still pie. Bungles pie. :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  18. Blunham Mackem

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    Really lean, thick rashers in toasted seeded/whole bread (white bread is the devils food). Brown sauce, not ketchup, fried egg an optional extra!

    And definitely not mustard - we've had that said here before and we now have a contract out on him for the mere suggestion!
     
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  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Keep this football crap of this thread.

    Pies and sarnies are much more important than how much a season ticket costs.
     
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  20. Billy Death

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    How the **** can a thread about pies go on for 25 pages?
    Pack of greedy ****s. <laugh>
     
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