Off Topic Tower for an hour, or maybe a little longer...

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Back in the day you only needed an hour.
Imagine being in there til 5am...you could drink yourself sober in that time.
Own up all those that left with a minger, I will start the ball rolling.

It was the one place you didn't mind if you didn't score<cheers>
 
over18and legal said:
Back in the day you only needed an hour.
Imagine being in there til 5am...you could drink yourself sober in that time.
Own up all those that left with a minger, I will start the ball rolling.

It was the one place you didn't mind if you didn't score<cheers>
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You could go in Tower with two heads, both of them ****-ugly, and still score something to empty your sacks into. What a ****in' dive it was.
 
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Spiritually, I'm forever stuck to the Tower floor.

Held for all time in a metaphorical tacky, cheap carpet.

Adhesified by beery residues on the souls (geddit) of my shoes, holding my literal and symbolic being in a transient hour of eternal repetition.


Constantly reliving the gravitational pull of.....


Ffs Ernie, man.

Pull yourself together.
 
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Had some good nights in Tower

Some good nights in Earl de Gray on Wed nights , stripper (before there was a cage ) anything went, iv some things I'll never see again happen in my life I reckon

Then onto LA's for over 25s night , pick up married bird / bored housewife gaggin for a decent shag

Great memories
 
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There were some decent gigs at the Tower, I remember getting backstage at a Bow Wow Wow gig and desperately trying to get Annabella to come to the Welly.

I failed miserably and I suspect the guitarist wanted to twat me.
 
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originallambrettaman said:
There were some decent gigs at the Tower, I remember getting backstage at a Bow Wow Wow gig and desperately trying to get Annabella to come to the Welly.

I failed miserably and I suspect the guitarist wanted to twat me.
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Tbf we've all wanted to twat you at some point so not fair to single the guitarist out.
 
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I think it was tower where me and a mate told some lasses we were a rally driver and navigator.

They fell for it.

Though with hindsight, such a boldacious pick up line was probably wasted in there.
 
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Ernie Shackleton said:
Spiritually, I'm forever stuck to the Tower floor.

Held for all time in a metaphorical tacky, cheap carpet.

Adhesified by beery residues on the souls (geddit) of my shoes, holding my literal and symbolic being in a transient hour of eternal repetition.


Constantly reliving the gravitational pull of.....


Ffs Ernie, man.

Pull yourself together.
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That ****ty, sticky carpet. Cheers, Ern, for reminding me...


[Edit: Tower or Trog Bar - which was worst/stickiest carpet?]
 
My 'orrible Tower story - mother and daughter. ****s sake. I had that well buried and forgotten. I was 19 and the daughter was late twennies...yolo etc...
 
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