The Daily Arsenal

Read it again HIAG and it will give you the reason why the FA want to speak to Wenger.

*Tip: You need to read more than the headline to understand the story

 

I never look at the facts, PIXIE, if doing so would get in the way of a good wum. You know that.

[prod] [poke]

[munch] [munch]

 

It's a **** wum HIAG, even by your poor standards.

 

[Nurse! The one in Cell 5 is getting wound up, again! Bring me more popcorn, please!]

 

How does you making a Tit of yourself wind me up ? I'm just here to point out your wum fails.
again

 

[munch] [munch]

 

You mean (dribble) (dribble)

 

Monkey... [prod] ... jizzz [poke]

[munch] [munch]

 

You're a bellend HIAG, the wum was ****.

and you've no shame in revelling in your own ****

 

[munch] [munch]

 

You are so **** at this wumming lark
Keep em coming

 

Arsenal trio Nacho Monreal, Theo Walcott and Per Mertesacker tried their hand at traditional African dancing in an unusual advert for Ethiopian beer. (Metro)


****, no!

 

Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez, 26, has demonstrated his best dance moves in a Christmas advert for Huawei in his native Chile.
(Daily Mirror)


Jesus wept!

 

Lawro's got Arsenal down for a valiant point, away at West Brom, on the weekend.

I think you're going to have to work very hard for that point, but I think you'll get away with it.

He's got Spurs down for our usual 3 points, at home, against the Spanners.

 

You mean he's got us down to win!! That's us probably ****ed then!..

 

Lawro's predictions are ****, but they are still much better than HIAG's

 

You're right, PIXIE, Lawro has got this one hopelessly wrong...

WBA 2 v 1 Arsenal as we approach half-time.

As I said, PIXIE, Arsenal are going to struggle with this game.

What part of that did I get wrong, mate?

 

Arsenal have less than 10 minutes left to save their season, or PIXIE owes me a massive apology.

Naturally, there is an epic "owning" on the cards, too.

 

Arsenal (Carzola) miss a penalty!


Neutral observers of the power-shift, everywhere, will be jumping for joy and laughing their cocks off, too!

 

WBA 2 v 1 Arsenal
(full-time)

As I correctlly predicted, Arsenal had to fight for this one, and they came up short.

Gooners will worry that this is a sign that Arsenal has chosen to bottle it early, this season.

Spurs, on the other hand, are on a surge, and there are all the signs of the infamous "power-shift" that has been debated in the media.

It's going to be a cracking second half to the season!