The Daily Arsenal

Same B team that beat the Spuds at WHL, keep the wum fails coming HIAG

 

Are Sheffield Wednesday in the Conference, PIXIE?

 

What is surprising is that Wenger played a full-strength side, with the likes of Iwobi and Kamara forming a power-house, alongside the likes of Oxo and Walnut (both of whom were injured).

It's interesting that Walnut and Oxo both get injured in a game played against real men.

 

Keep em coming

 

A man has carved Arsenal legend Thierry Henry into a pumpkin as a wedding present for an Arsenal-mad couple. (Metro)


So ****ing what!

 

Bayern 1 v 0 Arsenal
(10 mins)

Oh, dear! This isn't looking good, is it!

 

Bayern 2 v 0 Arsenal

Sweet Lord! Have mercy on their souls!

This is looking like a rout!

 

3 0 at ht

#wengerout

 

6 0 at full time

#****ingrout

 

You don't need me to tell you, lads.

I am beginning to feel soiled.

 

Bayern 4 v 0 Arsenal
(55 mins)

Ouch!

I don't think I can say anything else...

Well, except that this is all far too easy for Bayern! Woe-zil looks like a little boy lost, looking desperately for his mummy!

 

Can Arse still qualify?

 

Did he not?

 

Yes, but they need other teams to **** up.

Honestely, if you are a Gooner, you've got to be thinking to yourself that it's better for Arsenal to slink out of the CL, now, because if they are getting humiliated this badly, at such an early stage, one can only imagine the embarrassment they will cause to themselves, their fans, and their countrymen, if they did manage to scrape through to the knock-out stage!

 

You must be running out of bait!...

 

I'm pulling out all the stops, mate!

 

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is asked to explain his recent comments on doping to the Football Association.
(BBC Football website)


Talk about shoot yourself in the foot!

The silly ****er is going to have to dob half his squad in the ****!

 

A professional female player silenced women's football critics - by disguising herself as a man during a match and running rings around her opponents. (Metro)

I understand that one of the coaches was heard to ask, "Walnut, is that you?"

 

**** wum alert !

He was talking about Zagreb and one of their players who has tested positive. Must try harder than that HIAG.

 

How do you know that, PIXIE? If that's all it is, why does the FA want to have words with Wenger?

There's clearly more to this than meets the eye, otherwise the FA wouldn't get involved. Nonetheless, you're going to make out, as usual, that you know better than those who are actually in possession of the full facts!