Rooneys form?
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Read in context by anyone without their head up their arse it's obvious that was part of an ongoing piss take that several posters (obviously not you) were involved in. Tobes asked if he was any good. My response was "He's a cross between David Bellion and Teddy Sheringham.". Why pick those two players? Because Bellion's pace was his main asset and Sheringham's quick brain was his main asset. As it was a piss take I focussed on their two weaknesses.
It's documented, the public can decide -
http://www.not606.com/threads/martial-fee-to-rise-to-£66-2m.310435/page-5#post-8350606
HRH was clearly a fan as he liked his hair. Christian was unsure as he was concerned he might be a Martian. I was under the impression we had paid 1 billion dollars for him. All facts.
I get that, like Astro, you just don't do or get banter. It's why you're considered a humourless ****.
Mine's the middle post. Again, taken in context by anyone who isn't currently viewing the inside of their own anus it's clearly a piss take. I genuinely never thought he was Tony Montana, honest guv.Here's some fun ones. Let's see of we can guess who said it...
I will stick with those 3 as I got to page 2 and got bored.
Jokes though, right. What a great fall back.
http://www.not606.com/threads/a-new-striker-incoming.309842/page-7#post-8323194
I get it Stanley, you were just " joking". Its just banter innit?
Im looking forward to the rest of you 'jokes' and 'banter' for the rest of the season.
Alternatively you could just say you were a bit rash and he's shown that at the very least hes shown real quality.
Look, its a great excuse, people have been using it for years. In future you could claim you were just pulling my leg or that you got me. Both are also classic fall back options.
[HASHTAG]#justjoking[/HASHTAG]
As I said, you're clueless when it comes to engaging with anyone on anything other than a serious level, just like Astro. You take yourself very seriously. No one else does.
I doubt there'll be many other posters who didn't get the gist of those posts. But then again you are special!
I suspect in AstroUiR world you're still convinced there's no way United would sell Di Maria!
Do you have a thing with Astro? All you do is bang on about him. @astro(Klopp's footbo)naut, are you and Stan an item?
And yes Stan, I was... Then when O was wrong I didn't claim I was joking, I said I was wrong. There's the difference between you and I.
And plenty of others didnt seem too convinced that you were [HASHTAG]#justjoking[/HASHTAG]
Erm.... This would be a great time to claim I am winding you up wouldn't it... Stan style!
What will Katie say about your obsession with Astro? She goes a way for a few days after each weekend and your chasing the graph maker....
Who are these others?
Astro's a melt. He knows I think he's a melt. He and you typify the hipster football fan. All perceived wisdom, no actual knowledge and never seen inside an actual football stadium.
Just out of interest, do you genuinely think that I thought Martial was Al Pacino?
I didn't say you did. There's no need to make stuff up now Stan. And I'm not sure what a hipster is, probably uses an iPhone and has a beard with holes in their ears.
What's the inside of a football stadium look like too, could you draw a diagram?
Are you now just picking words out of a hat at random because that makes no sense.
Can you get back to joking?
Who are these others? Name them.
You take everything posted so literally that I thought it was worth checking that you didn't actually believe that I thought Martial was Tony Montana.
Nope, just find it amusing that even when he's on the ropes he can still push your buttons. Your replies are always very long and very detailed. You're his bitch!
That makes you one of UiRs others Diego.I did
He'll be nodding knowingly and making an entry in his diary right now.
Disclaimer: for the record, I don't genuinely believe that Diego or any persons or entities associated with Diego are indeed or actual fact one of UiR's others and I have no evidence to prove that UiR has a journal or that he can nod in any fashion whatsoever, particularly knowingly.
Your reading the thread, you can see for yourself. Do you need your hand holding all the time?
You were rash and let your frustrations with the window and lvg get in the way. Insteadnof being like most and being unsure who he was but excited by the prospect, you focused on the negatives like the fee, and his record as a striker (the whole 12 games).